Oppo parents, assemble

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 02/05/2017 at 02:53 • Filed to: Dadlopnik

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Don’t tell me you don’t have these books memorized. Here’s one for us.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > RallyWrench 02/05/2017 at 03:00

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Stef Schrader > RallyWrench 02/05/2017 at 03:02

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THE BEST BOOK.

RallyWrench > Stef Schrader 02/05/2017 at 03:33

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Damn, I wouldn’t have pledged allegiance if I’d known about this. Required reading, huh? Guess it’s better than fucking Frozen, right? RIGHT??!?

shop-teacher > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 02/05/2017 at 05:36

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We actually read that to our girls when they were very little. They were/are very good sleepers, but it was still hilarious.

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 02/05/2017 at 05:39

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Here here!

I recently learned that our 4-year old, who seems to think her purpose in life is to fill all silence with the same questions she knows the answer to already, over and over and over .... is quiet as a church mouse at preschool.

How? Why?

SHARPSPEED > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 02/05/2017 at 09:11

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I would’ve been extremely dissapointed in humanity if this wasn’t here.

crowmolly > shop-teacher 02/05/2017 at 10:26

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NSFW- Language

X37.9XXS > shop-teacher 02/05/2017 at 11:22

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Because she is a nasty, contrary b**ch, just like my youngest daughter

You have been warned. Leave her out for the wolves, now

shop-teacher > X37.9XXS 02/05/2017 at 11:34

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Damn dude ...

X37.9XXS > shop-teacher 02/05/2017 at 11:42

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It will save you a lot of wear and tear on your nervous system, and your ego

shop-teacher > X37.9XXS 02/05/2017 at 16:00

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Except my daughter isn’t a nasty contrary bitch. She’s just loud.

RallyWrench > shop-teacher 02/05/2017 at 21:55

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Do we have the same kid? I think we have the same kid.

RallyWrench > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 02/05/2017 at 21:57

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That was one of the first books we were given when expecting our first, I love it.

shop-teacher > RallyWrench 02/05/2017 at 22:30

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We might.

shop-teacher > crowmolly 02/05/2017 at 22:44

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Oh so true. All of it.

“Because some things are, and some things are not!”

“Why?”

“Shut up and eat your french fries!”

X37.9XXS > shop-teacher 02/06/2017 at 09:48

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She’s doing the whole “why” thing just to piss you off. My daughter, who is now 23, admits this