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"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 02/03/2017 at 23:34 • Filed to: None

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1:Hide one of these in my clothes.

2:go and get baptized

3:?????

4:post that shit on youtube and profit

Racin'Jason001 > bob and john 02/03/2017 at 23:44

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If you’re religious enough, #2.

Berang > bob and john 02/03/2017 at 23:45

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Hide several handfulls of those sponge capsule dinosaurs in your underpants.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > bob and john 02/03/2017 at 23:45

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Yeah I’d probably freak out.

Alternatively: EVERY church in the nation hates him for this one secret.

bob and john > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 02/03/2017 at 23:47

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I need to start convulsing and hiss and speaking demon to really sell it though

My god would the youtube money be worth it though

accordingto > bob and john 02/03/2017 at 23:49

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I will personally buy several of these for you if you will actually do it.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:02

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Baptism is a serious and solemn event for the devout. Doing something asinine to disrupt a person’s or congregation’s worship in their holy place because you don’t share their beliefs is not just rude, it’s juvenile.

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/04/2017 at 00:04

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*checks list of words people have used to describe me*
yep, Juvenile is there, it all checks out

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:07

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I demand you pay the Maggie tax for this post. *Makes grabby hands for photos of Maggie*

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/04/2017 at 00:10

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She don’t give two shits.

My bird IS the word > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:11

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Except you would be in like a baby pool so... more embarassing than anything.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:15

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Maggie!!!! *pounces and gives exactly two scritches*

Enzo also gives no shits. I couldn’t move for an hour.

He says hi, btw. :)

bob and john > My bird IS the word 02/04/2017 at 00:16

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would it be? I’ve seen adult sized pools....

bob and john > Xyl0c41n3 02/04/2017 at 00:23

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your cat is speaking to you?

that texas heat is messing with you.

Xyl0c41n3 > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:27

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Shoop > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:39

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I thought this was gonna be a giant version of one of those dinosaur sponges that expands to like 100x it’s size on Contact with water. I was sorely disappointed

My bird IS the word > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:42

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I honestly have no idea

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:43

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Step 5: Get brutally murdered by congregation because they’d believe you’re the anti-christ.

bob and john > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/04/2017 at 00:45

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honestly, i think 1/2 of them would be too shocked to do anything, 1/4 would faint, and the rest would just run.

just enough time to make my escape

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 00:50

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Depends. In Texas a quarter of them would be concealed carrying and at least one of them would shoot.

bob and john > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/04/2017 at 00:57

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good thing I’m not in texas then. canada :D

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > My bird IS the word 02/04/2017 at 04:30

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And some people get baptized in rivers and such.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 11:35

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Some growling might suffice as well.

19JRC99 > bob and john 02/04/2017 at 21:26

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You evil genius!

I love it.