That's just not fair

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 02/03/2017 at 13:03 • Filed to: None

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The Girl Scouts are expanding their drug cartel delicious snack territory into the cereal aisle. They’re going to have to fight Jordy Nelson for position.

At least they’re undercutting him on price.

benjrblant > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 13:06

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Thin mints cereal?!?!

Also, isn’t the purpose of selling GS cookies to get the scouts out in the public so they can learn communication and marketing skills while raising money for their troop? Isn’t this purpose mostly defeated by having a shelf full of cereal?

TheHondaBro > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 13:06

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Birthday cake Oreos > Cartel cookies

crowmolly > benjrblant 02/03/2017 at 13:07

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Yes, and parents fuck it up by selling the cookies for their scouts at work and such.

kiwi_matt > benjrblant 02/03/2017 at 13:07

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The new purpose is to make money. Welcome to capitalism.

Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro 02/03/2017 at 13:08

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I had not heard of birthday cake oreos.

They are obviously terrible because they lack chocolate, and are packaged like baby wipes.

For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 13:09

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They’ll grow up to become such good capitalists

TheHondaBro > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 13:09

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No one likes those charcoal disks anyway.

philipilihp > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 13:10

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Whaaat Jordy Nelson has a cereal?? Is that a Wisconsin only thing? I need some!

Jcarr > TheHondaBro 02/03/2017 at 13:10

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Chocolate Strawberry Oreos > all else

Textured Soy Protein > benjrblant 02/03/2017 at 13:11

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The worst is when they set up a table outside the grocery store and guilt you into paying attention to them. I just want to go in the store and buy some healthy vegetables and lean protein, but the parents put the kids in your way and they smile at you, and ask if you want to buy some cookies, and you don’t want to be a dick to a bunch of kids, so you say something nice while trying to ignore them and not give up money to have your fitness for the next month sabotaged by a bunch of 9 year-olds.

Textured Soy Protein > philipilihp 02/03/2017 at 13:14

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People are selling boxes on ebay for a significant markup over the $2.99 in-store price.

Still, you’d have to sell a lot of boxes of cereal on ebay to turn a reasonable profit. Not like those people buying up TDIs to turn in to VW at a profit .

Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 13:15

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But you get more ounces of Jordy.

OneFastPuertoRican > Textured Soy Protein 02/03/2017 at 14:01

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Always ALWAYS tell them you already bought a few boxes at the office.