Oh, dear god.

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 02/02/2017 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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West Texas family finds rattlesnake slithering up toilet. 

Pack up the RV, Marge. We’re moving.

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EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 16:56

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I can’t ssssssssseem to think of any good punsssssssssssss

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 16:57

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Yeah.

LOL.

Nope.

Phatboyphil > TheHondaBro 02/02/2017 at 16:58

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I’d rather have sunlight and snakes than neither :)

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 16:58

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I can handle a snake. 20+ with one of the bastards coming out of the toilet? I’m calling the National Guard and requesting an artillery fire mission.

Racin'Jason001 > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 16:58

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That would hurt.

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:02

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That is a nightmare! I gotta quit thinking about it.

MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:03

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pack up the RV?

...of snakes

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:05

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Found a spider in my toilet bowl this morning. Now I feel blessed.

#perspective

ttyymmnn > MonkeePuzzle 02/02/2017 at 17:05

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ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 02/02/2017 at 17:06

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Brian, The Life of > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:08

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“This was a nice town ... TOO BAD WE HAVE TO NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!”

ceanderson920 > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:10

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Yup the only thing left is to burn the house down.

Funktheduck > $kaycog 02/02/2017 at 17:11

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Think about this next time you go into a bathroom at night and don’t turn on the light

Funktheduck > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:13

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I wonder if they used Big County Snake Removal

ttyymmnn > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 17:13

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Looks like they did.

https://www.facebook.com/Bigcountrysnakes/

PatBateman > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:16

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After screaming like a girl and crapping my pants, I would then burn the house down.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:16

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I can conjer many unpleasant mental images surrounding this post. Did you check Snopes?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:17

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When my parents first built their house in California we had a King Snake in the toilet and a Gopher Snake in the bathtub that had both climbed up the drains.

vondon302 > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:17

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I didn’t need to know that.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/02/2017 at 17:18

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It’s real.

https://www.facebook.com/Bigcountrysnakes/

ttyymmnn > vondon302 02/02/2017 at 17:18

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Happy shitting.

Funktheduck > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:18

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The news story said the company name so many times it read like a commercial

ttyymmnn > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 02/02/2017 at 17:19

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Well, I’m never taking a shower.

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:21

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You already never take a shower.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:24

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There was a house in Kansas City (Well, Blue Valley) when I lived there that was apparently built on a snake nesting/breeding ground. Come that time of year they suddenly were overwhelmed by hundreds of snakes.

I was like 10 when I lived out there, so I don’t remember all of the details, but the family decided to basically leave the place to the snakes.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 02/02/2017 at 17:24

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Well, yeah, there’s that. I just sit here and write about airplanes.

ttyymmnn > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 02/02/2017 at 17:24

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An eminently wise decision.

$kaycog > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 17:25

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STOP IT!

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:25

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I sit here and shitpost, so your life is still more valuable than mine.

feather-throttle-not-hair > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:26

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Nice snake. FOR ME TO POOP ON.

vondon302 > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:27

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Thanks. I’m ready.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 17:27

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ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 02/02/2017 at 17:27

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Oh, I don’t know. Look at the shot Hollywood cranks out. Those bastards are richer than Croesus.

ttyymmnn > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 02/02/2017 at 17:29

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TysMagic > vondon302 02/02/2017 at 17:58

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yeah, toilets are ruined. This is my nightmare

Funktheduck > $kaycog 02/02/2017 at 18:17

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You ssssssssssssssssstop.....

$kaycog > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 18:20

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Funktheduck > $kaycog 02/02/2017 at 19:15

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Just think, that’ll be looking at you when you go for your morning pee

$kaycog > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 19:38

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I may wring your neck.

Funktheduck > $kaycog 02/02/2017 at 20:16

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Snakes are all neck

$kaycog > Funktheduck 02/02/2017 at 20:53

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I thought they were all tail.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 02/02/2017 at 22:27

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Funktheduck > $kaycog 02/02/2017 at 23:04

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Nah. Just the part past their butt

ateamfan42 > ttyymmnn 02/03/2017 at 09:09

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No. No. No. No. No. Fuck No!

The only think worse than snakes are venomous snakes. And the only thing worse than venomous snakes are toilet snakes.

THIS is why I gladly live in the frozen north and shovel snow and chop ice. The snakes here still give me the screamin’ heebie jeebies, but at least the tiny rational part of my mind knows they are harmless.

ateamfan42 > ttyymmnn 02/03/2017 at 09:10

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As if snakes didn’t already give me a reason to poop my pants in fear.

ateamfan42 > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 02/03/2017 at 09:13

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I can handle a snake.

I CAN’T handle a snake. If I find one in my toilet, I’m burning the house down and requesting a nuclear strike.