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This will be a great story for the two of you to tell at your wedding.
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Where in the world is carmentapia548?
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:41 |
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My fiancée would find it hilarious
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Aaaaaannnd it’s stuck in my head
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Pfft you can keep Carmen, Katie just started following me
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:45 |
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I just got followed by the lovely Cristina. I’ve never felt so popular!
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:47 |
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carmen just started following me, and she is already cheating on me.
wow.
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:49 |
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Move to Utah
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:51 |
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I just got followed By Lisa and her twins
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:56 |
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I got the same thing, but with a different name and picture.
![]() 02/02/2017 at 13:59 |
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Yeah looks like we’re going to have another wave of porn spam accounts rolling through.
02/02/2017 at 13:59 |
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Wait, you mean the Wendy who started following me might not be legit? My faith in the Interwebs is shaken to the core......
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:02 |
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I’ve got Naomi Watts (Anna’s clearly just a pseudonym) following me!
And she’s into car parts, too!
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:03 |
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Noooooooooooo not Wendy too
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:09 |
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I wouldn’t buy it. It’s a scam.
Now on the other hand, I just got followed by Christine. She’s looking out for my interests. She’s letting me know that there are wifes [sic] in my area that want sex and even provided a link. Now that’s friendship.
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Yea but Sarah just started following me and the bet her pictures, after the link on her profile, are way better.
https://kinja.com/sarahcolman310
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:16 |
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“She”’s the one I got...
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B..but I thought she just wanted ME to check out her nudes? I’m heartbroken....
Again.
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:24 |
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If you love something let it go. If it come back. Check out it’s nudes.
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:26 |
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Yeah, I got followed by this one too
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:27 |
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I assumed Danielle was really just someone who misclicked horribly and hasn’t realized it yet.
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:33 |
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I got followed by a Betty.
I clicked on her name and was surprised to see someone else starred her post AND replied to it. Who could it be? A rogue bot gone semi-conscious, spamming its allies instead of the hoomans?
Nope! I saw this gem instead:
![]() 02/02/2017 at 14:36 |
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Well at least yours is named Carmen. I was followed by someone named Kia.
Do you think her last name might be Rio or Optima? Maybe Forte or Soul?
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You should ask