RESIST!...

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
02/02/2017 at 12:13 • Filed to: vive la resistance!

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...the tyranny of the groundhog. I say we’ve had enough of Punxsutawney Phil with his arbitrary pronouncements and alternate facts about winter. I say we want Spring now! And we should stand up and fight for it! Who’s with me?

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DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:17

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EXACTLY! It’s a rodent that is not privy to any information about the weather at all. It doesn’t know anything. And its shadow is just that. A shadow.


Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:18

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#NotMyGroundhog
#SpringNow
#NoMoreWinter


Kinja'd!!! Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:18

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You misspelled rodent.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/02/2017 at 12:20

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We need proper vetting before we let undocumented shadows into our weather forecasting system.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:22

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My .177 will make short work of that guy and the neighbors would never even notice. Great, now I’m on some NSA watchlist.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
02/02/2017 at 12:25

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You just need to set up some patsy as the second shooter to take the heat.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Ash78, voting early and often
02/02/2017 at 12:26

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I think all of Oppo is already on the NSA watchlist. lol


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:27

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The Mayor of NYC is with you. #KillTheHogs


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:28

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laughing emoji with a thumbs up


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:28

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I’ll stick him on the third floor of my neighbor’s house, the room where he keeps all his books. The cops will be sure to find him.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Ash78, voting early and often
02/02/2017 at 12:29

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Great, now I’m on some PETA watchlist.

Fixed.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:30

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Fight junk science.

Boycott Groundhog day.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:31

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I’m in!


Kinja'd!!! GUYMANDUDE > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:32

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#notmygroundhog


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > For Sweden
02/02/2017 at 12:37

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But the Staten Island hog predicted Spring. See, the “experts” can’t even agree!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Mercedes Streeter
02/02/2017 at 12:38

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No Squirrels Allowed list.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > $kaycog
02/02/2017 at 12:39

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And the Resistance grows...


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > McMike
02/02/2017 at 12:39

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Thought you especially would like it.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:41

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This is unrelated to much of anything, but on Monday I accidentally stumbled across a photoshop someone had made of a groundhog in flak jacket with rifle.

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So here it is.

 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
02/02/2017 at 12:41

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Stick with what works.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:42

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There’s also this.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/02/2017 at 12:45

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Oh shit. I bet he’s from one of those 7 embargoed groundhog dens, isn’t he?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 12:48

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Well, I mean, the California ground squirrels were in league with the Hun.

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Notice the tiny Pickelhaube s.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/02/2017 at 13:42

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Gads, you’re right!


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 13:49

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I posted this in another GD thread, but Punxsutawney is not a nice town. drove through there while I was working and it was a bit of a cesspit.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word
02/02/2017 at 13:56

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But it was so nice in the movie!


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 14:09

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What happened is all those people moved away from west PA to get nicer jobs somewhere else. Pittsburgh has come a long way but the whole “small town quaintness” thing is a myth around here.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word
02/02/2017 at 14:12

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Oh well, let them have their rodent then. They need something to hold onto.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 14:19

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Well, no. In a bit of natural irony, groundhogs are filthy, disease carrying rodents. Regular pest extermination around here, you have to be careful handling them.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 14:43

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Nope, screw that, I want to go Ice Racing.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > McMike
02/02/2017 at 14:45

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My friend once got a letter from PETA. We sent a steak to the return address.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Chariotoflove
02/02/2017 at 17:42

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Damn that rodent bastard!