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"McMike" (mcmike) 02/09/2017 at 05:14 • Filed to: None

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Yes, wear a flight suit with your name on it. Yes, put a bumper sticker on your spy plane. Yes, flood your social media feed with tales of your speed. Fine. All of those are fine, and necessary, and good.

—-Post edited to reflect Oppo Rules of conduct.—-

Just resist sharing that Concourse Resist post to Oppositelock.

Start a conversation, post your opinion, but stop being a cowardly troll by sharing that post. With that share alone, conversation can not happen. It’s just a drop of the mic and a FU to everyone here in OPPO.

We have ALL READ IT BY NOW Ballaban.

Jcarr > McMike 01/30/2017 at 18:35

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Happy to grant authorship to folks on the CL.

DipodomysDeserti > McMike 01/30/2017 at 22:02

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I thought the CL was for posting nudes?

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jcarr 01/30/2017 at 22:15

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Authorship please...I offer you any/all of my neighbor’s first born (when they come along) in exchange.

Jcarr > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 01/30/2017 at 22:39

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done

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jcarr 01/30/2017 at 22:46

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Thanks, pal.

Birddog > McMike 01/31/2017 at 06:20

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God bless you McMike!

pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike 01/31/2017 at 06:22

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what’s wrong with stance?

:)

Vítor > Jcarr 01/31/2017 at 06:23

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Jumping in the opportunity here, can I get authorship in Opoositelock? I can post about Brazilian VWs when Orlove is busy being Orlove

Scott > McMike 01/31/2017 at 06:30

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I saw the title and my first thought was ohhh shit not more of this BS... Glad to see I was 100% wrong, and couldn’t agree more. Sometimes you just need to get away from it all, and it’s not like there aren’t other better places to post.

garagemonkee > McMike 01/31/2017 at 06:39

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There’ve been more posts complaining about politics than actual political posts. GG, everyone.

XJDano > Vítor 01/31/2017 at 06:47

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See here: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/a-slightly-revised-oppositelock-handbook-for-commenting-1750418920

Rules here http://oppositelock.kinja.com/psst-hey-you-want-some-authorship-1787635220

nerd_racing > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/31/2017 at 07:14

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that’s an easy fight, I’ll just go on the other side of a speed bump!

Wacko > McMike 01/31/2017 at 07:15

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Resist moving to Canada.

The truth is we are all assholes, and never say sorry. And it’s cold as fuck here.

Ok the last part was true.

pip bip - choose Corrour > nerd_racing 01/31/2017 at 07:24

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LOL!

Jagvar > McMike 01/31/2017 at 07:41

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We’re living in an outrage culture, and it’s wearing me down quickly. You know what I post to social media? Pictures of cars. I miss the times when Facebook was more than a place for people to vent their frustrations and get high off of their anger.

avalonian > Jcarr 01/31/2017 at 07:48

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I would love some authorship on oppo and the cigar lounge!

Bad Idea Hat > McMike 01/31/2017 at 07:49

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FUCKING CROSSTOURS.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > DipodomysDeserti 01/31/2017 at 07:49

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I need to spend more time there. Unless we’re talking about the authors posting their own nudes.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > McMike 01/31/2017 at 07:51

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I’m just flat exhausted from all this onslaught. Besides it’s like I tell my boss:

If everything is high priority, then nothing is high priority.

Can’t we have a week of just dogs on skateboards or cats with ice skates to just freaking have a chance to recharge?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > garagemonkee 01/31/2017 at 07:52

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What do you mean by GG ?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Jagvar 01/31/2017 at 07:53

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It is just a big echo chamber now.

Do you remember a time when no one was constantly outraged? Pepperage Farm remembers.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Scott 01/31/2017 at 07:53

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You know what? It is like there aren’t better places to post. Oppo is the counterexample for those who say that the Internet is nothing but a bunch of anonymous trolls.

DipodomysDeserti > Jagvar 01/31/2017 at 07:55

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I miss the times when Facebook was more than a place for people to vent their frustrations and get high off of their anger.

When was this magical time? Hasn’t it been filled with paranoid people claiming Obama was a Kenyan born Muslim who was coming to take our guns and institute Sharia Law for the last eight years?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Wacko 01/31/2017 at 07:55

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But what if I already grew up in blistering cold, don’t mind a few meters of snow, and know how to keep my mouth shut about idiots in government?

Oh and am bilingual something something quelquechose comme ça.

McMike > Jagvar 01/31/2017 at 07:57

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This is like when mommy and daddy are fighting. You run to your room, close the door, put on your headphones, and crank up (insert go-to teen agnst artist of choice) and forget about it for an hour while you cry waiting for dinner.

You can’t ignore the fighting. Even though you have picked a side, you can’t pick a side, as you’ll alienate the other. You’re in the middle of it every day, trying hard to be on your best behavior so one of them doesn’t turn on you.

Oppo is our headphones.   Oppo is our safe place to hide when mommy and daddy are fighting.   We deal with it everywhere we go, and just want somewhere to go where there is no yelling, no name calling, and no shitstorm.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > McMike 01/31/2017 at 07:58

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Political / Sensitive topics are welcome, even encouraged, however it is recommended that you announce such content in the title and that all sensitive material is posted “after the jump.”

I copied that directly from The [Slightly Revised] Handbook.

Oppositelock is a fast-moving river and sometimes, it is well to allow turds to float on by.

McMike > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/31/2017 at 07:59

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I G’d GG and GG stand for “good game.”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > McMike 01/31/2017 at 08:01

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Is that sort of like wishing someone a good day?

DipodomysDeserti > McMike 01/31/2017 at 08:02

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-posts a political rant

-complaining about political rants

McMike > nerd_racing 01/31/2017 at 08:03

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Photo of someone standing on the other side of a speed bump with their arms out to their sides with the caption “come at be bro.”

DipodomysDeserti > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/31/2017 at 08:03

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McMike > DipodomysDeserti 01/31/2017 at 08:04

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LOL

Jagvar > DipodomysDeserti 01/31/2017 at 08:04

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Not my news feed, no.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > McMike 01/31/2017 at 08:05

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That’s a brilliant allusion, or metaphor, or whatever. It’s a lot easier to let a turd float by on a fast moving river than it is to get out of earshot of fighting parents.

DipodomysDeserti > Jagvar 01/31/2017 at 08:06

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Well that must have been nice. Guess the lesson here is the great orange one makes for crappy social media experiences. Who’da thought.

McMike > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/31/2017 at 08:07

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“After the jump” would be a way to post it.

Just sharing a post from another page is lazy.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 01/31/2017 at 08:08

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Here you go. Also, it’s surprisingly hard to find a picture of a real cat on ice skates.

McMike > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/31/2017 at 08:08

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It smelled like sarcasm to me.

DipodomysDeserti > McMike 01/31/2017 at 08:10

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The well-adjusted teen would have just told them both to fuck off and went to his/hers significant other to have sex.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > McMike 01/31/2017 at 08:11

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(I am not clear on what “after the jump” means.)

That’s an important distinction that I missed in your original post. If an Oppo says something like, “Here is a story that I found very interesting and why, and here’s where I found it and here is an interesting car picture to go with it,” then is that different in your view from just sharing a post from Jezebel or some other place?

Scott > garagemonkee 01/31/2017 at 08:20

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That may be very well be true, although it seems that one particular post cross posted from another blog just refuses to drop off the page. It has a few times, but it just keeps working its way back up front.

To be honest, I’m not bothered by politics here in general. However, oppo has rules about political threads, and this post seems to violate them all. but then it gets away with it, because it’s not actually posted on oppo it’s cross linked.

The thing is, generally when oppo members post political threads, they follow the rules about warning of political content. But the post that will not die violates the rules that the rest of us must play by, and rules that make oppo a pleasant place to escape all the BS that pollutes so much of the rest of this site.

At times like this when everyone is talking about politics I intentionally stay on oppo because the FP gets so much terrible cross posting. And from comments and other posts, I am certainly not alone in that.

But now it has flooded off of the political pages, and onto here, and I expect the outrage over the presence, and persistent presence of a political post that violates oppo rules is crossing a line that members don’t want to see become a regular thing. About the only way to respond is to make posts objecting to the presence of an unwanted topic, and hope that the powers that be take some action to enforce the rules.

While I myself have only seen this one post objecting to political posts, I have seen a couple political post. A couple of them done respectfully by oppo members, that I welcome, but one that is a cross post that I think is completely out of place in being here. Especially since it violates the rules, but mostly because there are vast many pages on this site where that kind of post is perfectly welcome, but to me it is an unwelcome intrusion, and some boundaries need to be defended.

McMike > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/31/2017 at 08:21

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“After the jump” means that the title or the lede image isn’t offensive.

Example: Back when Oppo was cracking down on NSFW posts, it was asked that the first image of the post was SFW, and that there be some sort of hint that there was some NSFW content once the post was opened.  

Sharing to Kinja just links to the thread, and there’s no discussion but what’s on the Jezebel thread. In my opinion, it’s cowardly and lazy. If you want to talk about it, link to it in your post. “Hey, what does everything think of this Jezebel Resist movement story?” That way it can be discussed within the thread.

I also think crossposting/sharing a controversial topic anonymously is also a troll move.

Vítor > XJDano 01/31/2017 at 08:24

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Thanks

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > McMike 01/31/2017 at 08:28

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I get it. So you aren’t objecting to political commentary per se , just laziness.

I’ve been modded by mods and non-mods for being too provocative (stirring shit) by not sharing context, and for being overly glib . Personally, I think that in those cases, the stirring happens because of intellectually lazy readers... So I have been working on honing my voice. There are many thoughtful Oppos and Oppositelock is the counterexample for those who would view anonymous comment boards as nothing but Troll Land.

McMike > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/31/2017 at 08:47

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What I find annoying is that it keeps showing up every few hours, and the trolling, cowardly method of sharing it.

Make a post in Cigar Lounge, link to it here. Get a discussion started. That Concourse article isn’t bad. It’s actually quite mature and responsible. It’s the flaming hot takes and shit slinging I want no part of.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Jcarr 01/31/2017 at 08:54

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I’d appreciate CL authorship.

Jcarr > avalonian 01/31/2017 at 08:54

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Can’t help you with Oppo, but I set you up on the CL.

Jcarr > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 01/31/2017 at 08:55

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Added

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Jcarr 01/31/2017 at 08:57

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Thank you, sir.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > McMike 01/31/2017 at 09:07

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I hear you. I just completely missed the aim of your original post.

Wacko > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 01/31/2017 at 09:11

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???

what?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Wacko 01/31/2017 at 09:29

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I want to *get away* from the crazy protesters by moving to Canada (preferably somewhere where there aren’t many other people around). Nothing to do with Trump, but I can’t stand the perpetual outrage machine that is currently going.

avalonian > Jcarr 01/31/2017 at 09:39

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I’d appreciate CL authorship. How does one go about getting oppo authorship as well?

Wacko > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 01/31/2017 at 09:42

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I was wondering what you meant since I am actually Bilingual. was’t re if you were making a comment on me.

I live in Rural Rural Quebec, so my neighbors are pine trees.

ps my joke was to scare those crazies away from canada.

and almost forgot

Leafs suck!

Go habs Go!

Milky > Wacko 01/31/2017 at 10:30

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You joke, but the one wings game I went to this year (last week), the leafs beat us.

I don’t care much, but damn that was a shit game to watch. Left at 4-0.

Wacko > Milky 01/31/2017 at 10:57

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I know but its the habs-leafs rivalry that fun.

The last habs game i went to was against the leafs and the atmosphere in the bell center was amazing. The habs lost that game but was still fun

nermal > Wacko 01/31/2017 at 11:06

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Stop spreading fake news. The truth is that you just don’t want to share your maple donuts! 

Wacko > nermal 01/31/2017 at 11:43

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i thought most northern states have tim hortons?

we don’t want to share our Kraft diner.

and our Kinder eggs

edit just found

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Wacko 01/31/2017 at 20:06

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I speak Metropolitan French and English mostly fluently. I’m also fine with pine trees for neighbors. :)

At least Steady Freddie doesn’t punch people (like Kyle Palmieri) with his blocker. Unlike, say, Carey Price.

Oh, and nothing was sweeter than the ringing of the cannon at Nationwide Arena:

And my hometown boys still beat the Habs (MTL 2 - CHI 3).

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Milky 01/31/2017 at 20:08

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The Centennial Classic was a far better game, even if they stretched time to allow that last second goal...

TheHondaBro > McMike 02/01/2017 at 14:27

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Please. Marry me.

404 - User No Longer Available > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 02/01/2017 at 14:30

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Yeah but no way to find the moron who’s taking a dump upstream...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Milky 02/01/2017 at 14:37

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We’re a dumpster fire this year, I’m pretty sure a peewee hockey team would thump us. TWO short handed goals against the Devils, I mean FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I’m thinking about coming up for a game but do I really want to spend that amount of money just to see them lose? I could just as easily drink Two Hearted or New Holland on my couch in misery and watch the Wings. SIGH.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Wacko 02/01/2017 at 14:38

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Whenever I see that ad, makes me think of this.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 02/01/2017 at 14:48

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What rule did you break with the original post?

McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/01/2017 at 14:52

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I first suggested “no political posts” in oppo, instead of requesting “man up and start your own discussion” kind of post.

I mentioned the edit because a lot of the discussion in the replies reflected the earlier post.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 02/01/2017 at 14:55

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Yeah, I read your earlier post and then recognized the comments. Is there really no way for the mods to see who shares something to OPPO? That seems crazy.

McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/01/2017 at 14:57

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They said it used to leave a trail. It doesn’t anymore.

Mercedes Streeter > Jagvar 02/01/2017 at 15:06

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I miss the times when Facebook was more than a place for people to vent their frustrations and get high off of their anger.

I’ll take new Facebook...Prior to everyone either being hateful or outraged (I have both types of people on mine), I had people accusing me of stalking them or assaulting them or whatever.

Seeing everyone having a meltdown much more my speed. lol

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 02/01/2017 at 15:35

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Quite an opening for anyone who wants to stir shit, or to just be generally obnoxious.

Your boy, BJR > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 02/01/2017 at 15:41

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Don’t tempt me

Pickup_man > McMike 02/01/2017 at 16:02

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I actually haven’t read it because like a lot of people I’m getting really tired of all of the political posts, and so I’m just not reading most of them. I’ll usually check out some pieces on Oppo to get an idea of what other people’s views are, and even though most of Oppo is slightly left biased (not a bad thing, just not always easy for open discussion on different view points), it’s usually fairly civil around here. I’m reading less and less of Jalopnik’s posts because they’re clearly biased and strongly left leaning, and anything from anyone other than Jalpnik? I hardly bother, I know what it’s going to be about, and I’ve heard enough already.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 02/01/2017 at 16:10

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My heartfelt response to all this:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/politik-1791885962

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > 404 - User No Longer Available 02/01/2017 at 17:14

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We get lengthy posts from time to time from Mods, but I don’t think very many people see them because of how fast things flow. Not a criticism, just an observation.

McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/01/2017 at 18:00

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Haha, I saw that.

I like it so much, I think I’ll share it to Oppo 20 times tomorrow.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > McMike 02/01/2017 at 18:08

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I think you should.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 02/03/2017 at 20:02

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I probably would be the kind of person to sticker a plane

Hot Takes Salesman > McMike 02/03/2017 at 20:03

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—-Post edited to reflect Oppo Rules of conduct.—-

I showed up reeeeeeally late to this shit.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Jagvar 02/03/2017 at 20:10

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If you want more cars, try:

Escuderia Boricua

Wurst Case Racing

Sneak Attack Rally

Punkwerks Rallysport

E90M3 > avalonian 02/04/2017 at 20:27

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Oppo authorship: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/psst-hey-you-want-some-authorship-1787635220

DutchieDC2R > McMike 02/09/2017 at 05:41

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GESCHWINDIGKEIT!!!!......

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > McMike 02/09/2017 at 05:56

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This is getting almost as obnoxious as the Resist post.

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/09/2017 at 07:14

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Please let me know when gets as obnoxious as the resist post.

DipodomysDeserti > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 02/09/2017 at 07:51

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Can’t we have a week of just dogs on skateboards or cats with ice skates to just freaking have a chance to recharge?

Did your boss drug test you after asking them this?

DipodomysDeserti > McMike 02/09/2017 at 07:59

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