Needed after a difficult shift. 

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/30/2017 at 01:28 • Filed to: None

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It was very busy, but everyone seemed to be in a pissy mood.

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Forty Creek Copper Pot Reserve whiskey, with ice tea.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/30/2017 at 01:48

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What is it you do?


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
12/30/2017 at 01:51

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BoH (Back of House) in a restaurant.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/30/2017 at 01:58

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My sympathies.

I work on the shop floor, it’s a night shift job but at christmas, it makes no difference.

Customers and managers are the worst in the service sector.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
12/30/2017 at 02:06

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I don’t deal with customers (I be in jail if I had too), & my manager is decent. It my overly cocky co-workers that need to get their tits of of their ass that I have to deal with. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/30/2017 at 02:39

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I’ve had some pretty great customers in the past to be honest but there are some I’d happily beat to death with their own arms.

I’ve idiot managers, but I get away with a lot because I’ve been there so long.

In the past I’ve said:-

‘no, I’m not calling you useless. You have a use, and that is showing to others how useless someone can be’.

‘if I tell you to f**k off, will you do so? and then keep f**king off? if you happen to make it back full circle, please, f**k off again’.

‘if I gave you a £20 note, will you go to a sex shop, buy a dildo and go f**k yourself and let me get on with doing my job’.

I was talking to a truck driver while he was unloading and a manager came up and asked why I was talking, I replied, ‘well while he’s loading the scissor lift, I can’t do anything till it’s on the ground for me to unload’. Then the truck driver put another cage on the lift and I looked up at him and pointed to my manager stood next to me and said, ‘this guy here is my manager, when he was a colleague he was a bit of a git from time to time, now he’s a manager his head is so far up his own arse you have to shout so he can hear you’.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Svend
12/30/2017 at 02:49

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I’ve got the that point that we’re I’ve been here long enough that I can tell him to f**k off & get away with it. They generally leave me alone after I give them some attitude. I’m a nice guy, but piss me off then you’ll get it served fresh.  


Kinja'd!!! Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/30/2017 at 02:56

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I’m not one for confronting or generally being aggressive but there is a point I just say, ‘either you back off and leave me to do my job or I leave and then you have to do my job’.