Cadillac Swoopy Hatchbacktified crossover for Image-conscious Trash

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12/29/2017 at 16:12 • Filed to: Cadillac

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I know everyone hates them around here, so do I, but maybe it’s just what Cadillac needs so they can continue building V cars and manual ATSes.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:16

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That looks pretty good actually.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:19

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XT7 Coupe? Or, XT7 Biarritz?


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/29/2017 at 16:19

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I guess it helps by starting with a base that actually looks good.

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Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:20

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I like them when they look good. Luckily, this looks good.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > ranwhenparked
12/29/2017 at 16:21

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I would say same size as the XT5, so squarely at the GLE Coupe and X6.

So maybe XT6.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:29

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I had heard that they might have that name designated already.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:29

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Kill it, kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Anything!


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:31

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Oh hey they stole the LED signature right off the Honda Clarity!


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > ranwhenparked
12/29/2017 at 16:33

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I wouldn’t be surprised, most likely for their Enclave rebadge.

Then maybe XL6... but then they might get sued by Suzuki.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
12/29/2017 at 16:39

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agree - I don’t like most of these “SUV Coupe” thingies, (Acura ZDX is the exception) but that’s not half bad. Give the masses what they want I say!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:44

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So much talk of SHITs today! I’m a proud papa of the SHIT name.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 16:52

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As much as I hate these style of vehicles, they should totally build this.


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12/29/2017 at 17:06

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Actually now I’m not so sure... looks like the lower part is chrome that doesn’t actually light up.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 17:14

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That’s actually quite good looking. Definitely aimed at the Velar styling wise, and less the X4/6.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 18:11

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kill it with fire


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 18:30

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That would sell really well, I honestly can’t believe that Cadillac still only has the XT5 and Escalade in this SUV heavy market


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > ranwhenparked
12/29/2017 at 19:40

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GM has trademarked XT2 through XT8, though that doesn’t guarantee they’ll all be used.


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
12/29/2017 at 19:42

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XT4 is on the way next year. Hopefully it incorporates the Escala styling.

https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1081796_2019-cadillac-xt4-spy-shots#image=100636058

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Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
12/29/2017 at 19:47

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Either way, they didn’t steal it from Honda. Escala was August 2016, Clarity was April 2017, almost a full year before it.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 19:56

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Magazines were doing first drives of the Clarity FCV back in November of 2015. Like most cars that look similar they probably came about totally independently. I made the comment mainly because I just saw a wild Clarity and it was a total WTF moment. Not too many cars on sale today I totally forget exist because I see them rarely.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > BahamaTodd
12/29/2017 at 20:04

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So, you’re saying Jiangling Landwind could make an XT10, if they wanted to?


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > ranwhenparked
12/29/2017 at 20:31

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Sure. A9 and 9 series is also available.


Kinja'd!!! awmaster10 > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 21:07

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It would ride on the excellent ats/CT’s chassis and slap a ttv6 in it with a V version with the lt7(?) twin turbo Dohc v8 and it would make my pants tight. Quick hatchback that you could lower back to normal height.


Kinja'd!!! awmaster10 > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/29/2017 at 21:11

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WOW. If they were Volvo they could bring something 95% that into production. But they are Cadillac, so no. That exact body with a slightly improved ttv6 and a 6 speed would be my dream sedan.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > not for canada - australian in disguise
12/29/2017 at 21:16

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Probably more I-PACE than Velar though.

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Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > awmaster10
12/29/2017 at 21:34

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GM can produce cars which are darn close to the concept too, but that’s rather the exception than the norm.

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Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > BahamaTodd
12/30/2017 at 21:15

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Oh yeah, I just can’t believe that Cadillac did the ATS, CTS, XTS and CT6 before they went after the growing SUV market


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
12/31/2017 at 11:41

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I think they wanted to establish a reputation that would be more accepted internationally with a well rounded lineup rather than just becoming an SUV brand.