I Have a Theory!

"GE90man" (ge90man) 12/21/2017 at 20:46 • Filed to: None

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So... I hear everyone is complaining about how ugly the new CLS is? Well, you see, Mercedes knew this too. In fact, they purposely tried to make this thing look hideous and unappealing. Why you might ask?

This is why:

AMG GT4

Maxima Speed > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 20:54

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Because they want everyone to buy crossovers.

boredalways > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 20:56

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I like them both

OPPOsaurus WRX > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 21:00

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i like the AMG better but I also like the CLS too

Ash78, voting early and often > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 21:01

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Hey, leave Tesla out of this!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 21:12

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TIL a new CLS has the same style fake vents as a Corolla or Passat R-Line

BaconSandwich is tasty. > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 21:18

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Still looks better than a Lexus predator face.

/Hot take

GE90man > BaconSandwich is tasty. 12/21/2017 at 21:19

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well, I mean... it’s not hard to

Rico > GE90man 12/21/2017 at 22:22

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MB designs look better in the metal and I feel like the new CLS will grow on a lot of people. I’m one of the people who like it but don’t love it and I’ll have to see the rear for myself (the cars weak point). I definitely loved the previous 2 CLS gens.

GE90man > Rico 12/21/2017 at 23:52

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I don’t hate it... yet. I’m reserving all my opinions for after I see the car in person, although it just looks a bit off in pictures. I got the same effect looking at the KIA Stinger: it looked slightly weird in pictures, but dam it looks good in person and especially in certain angles.

Amoore100 > GE90man 12/22/2017 at 00:00

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I quite like it [the CLK]. The AMG is hideous, IMO, with the cheap, toothy Suzuki grille.