"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
12/20/2017 at 15:54 • Filed to: GONE IN 0 SECONDS | 1 | 12 |
I know the machine’s date stamp is off, this is an old picture!
Ash78, voting early and often
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:01 | 2 |
The 7th of Sesquecember?! Where does the time go?
Spanfeller is a twat
> Ash78, voting early and often
12/20/2017 at 16:03 | 1 |
Its Day/Month/Year. I guess its just that I’m part of the #MetricLife, yo.
farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:03 | 1 |
pretty sure that says you have 0 minutes to open your para sail.... sooooo.. assuming you’re falling right now...... yep you’re doomed
Cé hé sin
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:04 | 0 |
I’ve no idea what “salir” means and couldn’t be bothered asking Mr Google, but it does sound alarming. Then again, maybe it just means “add salt”.
Spanfeller is a twat
> Cé hé sin
12/20/2017 at 16:06 | 0 |
0 minutes pour sortie
Ash78, voting early and often
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:06 | 1 |
So 10 days in a month, 100 months in a year? /s
I love metric, but I don’t love that the world uses multiple date systems. Might as well just call today 2017-355 because ordinal/Julian dates are more objective.
I was actually taking a Spanish class in the year 2000 and we were all thrilled to be able to stop saying “mil novecientos...” in every discussion. The time savings were amazing!
Cé hé sin
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:12 | 0 |
Merci (mais je ne suis pas un Français!)
Spanfeller is a twat
> Cé hé sin
12/20/2017 at 16:13 | 0 |
It means “You have 0 minutes to exit”
What had happened is that malls here tend to give you a 15 minute free period before asking you to pay for parking... it only took me 14 minutes to shop for my crap so... yeah..
user314
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:27 | 1 |
Ash78, voting early and often
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:45 | 1 |
5 minutos para salir
4 minutes para marcharse
3 minutes para evitar problemas, pendejo
2 minutos para irse del chingado garaje!
1 minuto para prevenirme que le envie un email a tu padre, el cual describe lo que pienso hacer a tu mama.
Clink.
GRACIAS por su pago — que tenga su familia una feliz Navidad!
Spanfeller is a twat
> Ash78, voting early and often
12/20/2017 at 16:47 | 1 |
5 minutos para salir
4 minutos para que te vayas
3 minutos antes de que te puteemos, pendejo (Putear=beat up)
2 minutos para que salgas del pinche estacionamiento!
1 minuto antes de que le envie un correo a tu papa, donde describo lo que pienso hacerle a tu mama
GRACIAS por su pago-que tengas una feliz Navidad!
Ash78, voting early and often
> Spanfeller is a twat
12/20/2017 at 16:49 | 0 |
Mucho mejor, danke!
(Nunca utilizo googletranslate. Prefiero equivocarme y aprender...)