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Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
12/19/2017 at 21:11 • Filed to: None

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A Phaeton with electrical issues!

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 21:16

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“****PROJECT VEHICLE***** UN DIAGNOSED ELECTRICAL ISSUES WITH VEHICLE PRICED TO MOVE $700 below NADA Retail!”

Surely, the 700 in savings will cover all repair expenses


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 21:30

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****PROJECT VEHICLE***** UN DIAGNOSED ELECTRICAL ISSUES

Geez, could you be more vague?

C’mon, at least say whether it has something to do with the lights, powertrain management, ABS, creature comforts, or whatever the hell it is that’s acting up.


Kinja'd!!! arl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2017 at 21:33

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More like 7000.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 21:47

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Didn’t these have electrical issues from the factory?


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Urambo Tauro
12/19/2017 at 21:48

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UN DIAGNOSED

He brought it to his “mechanic” buddy who said something along the lines of, “Something electrical is fucked.”


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
12/19/2017 at 21:48

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Probably.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 21:59

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I should buy it and swap in a FIAT 126 engine.....650cc or 2-cyl, air cooled 24hp goodness! :P


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Urambo Tauro
12/19/2017 at 22:00

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He’s not being vague at all. Clearly, he’s telling us that the the car is so important the United Nations diagnosed the electrical issues for us.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
12/19/2017 at 22:05

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6 of them.


Kinja'd!!!   > Urambo Tauro
12/19/2017 at 22:12

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Is the issue with the lights? The powertrain? ABS? Interior electronics?

“Yes.”


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 23:31

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No thanks. I don’t need a $7,000 paperweight.


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 23:51

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That looks like an ‘04 with ugly wheels, but other than that excellent. Would consider if I had a shinier debit card.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jagvar
12/20/2017 at 06:58

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I’m sure it’s just a “small” electrical issue, where is the fun without chasing some gremlins that might lead to suicidal thoughts?


Kinja'd!!! BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/20/2017 at 08:02

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I’ve already owned a Dart so my unreliable vehicle quota has been met in this lifetime.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/21/2017 at 17:34

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UN DIAGNOSED ELECTRICAL ISSUES WITH VEHICLE PRICED TO MOVE $700 below NADA Retail!

Ooooh! $700 off “retail” for gremlins they probably tried and failed to sort out. CP.

That said... I’m still... sort of tempted to lowball.