Unicorn poop. 

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/19/2017 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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It has many magical powers.

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One if them is that it cleans off road salt. It’s a touchless car wash before you all get up in your own tits.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! user314 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/19/2017 at 17:37

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Looking only at the pic, I thought someone lobbed a Unicorn Frap at you.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/19/2017 at 18:00

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The rain-x branded automatic car washes I used to go to did that. They actually did a pretty good job. Have yet to find an automatic wash I like in Houston (I’m too impatient to go to a hand wash place, and no reasonable way to do it myself).


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > user314
12/19/2017 at 18:03

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Unicorn Frap or Unicorn FAP?

I’ll see myself out.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > facw
12/19/2017 at 18:03

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This one does a good, but not great job. It gets of most grime. Just a few spots it won’t get.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/19/2017 at 19:17

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Unicorn water might cause cancer.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/19/2017 at 20:13

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But only in the state of California, right?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > BaconSandwich is tasty.
12/19/2017 at 20:35

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I know what’s in that water trail... All 50 states.