I may be sleeping on the couch tonight. Worth it.

"Jason Spears" (shadestalker) 12/19/2017 at 14:42 • Filed to: Catlopnik

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Ford GTs for your time.

My wife brought home a kitten to add to the family today. We’re deciding on a name, and she mentioned that for some reason Walter was in the running among her and the kids. I immediately suggested the full name should obviously be Walter Mitty. She said no.

And then, like a bolt from the blue... WALTER KITTY! I think this will be my secret name for the cat no matter what happens. There’s no saving me from myself, so just laugh along with me.

Spanfeller is a twat > Jason Spears 12/19/2017 at 14:49

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The worst part of it all is that cats don’t really care what their slaves call them. They wish only to be fed and sometimes scratched but gently and with clear indication where!

Future next gen S2000 owner > Jason Spears 12/19/2017 at 15:09

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Walter White is better.

Jason Spears > Future next gen S2000 owner 12/19/2017 at 15:20

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Actually suggesting Walter White might make her more accepting of Walter Kitty.

BTW, sans kids I might have lobbied for Dumbass, which must always be spoken as if you’re Red Forman.

Frenchlicker > Jason Spears 12/19/2017 at 15:46

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We have a garage cat that is either that or Asshole. His real name is Tucker.

ttyymmnn > Jason Spears 12/19/2017 at 16:59

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secret name

I see what you did there.

shop-teacher > Jason Spears 12/19/2017 at 21:21

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Hehehe, Walter Kitty. That’s good!