"CrazyCivicMan" (crazycivicman)
12/09/2017 at 23:35 • Filed to: Suzuki Samurai, Suzuki, Samurai, Off-Road, Truck Yeah
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"CrazyCivicMan" (crazycivicman)
12/09/2017 at 23:35 • Filed to: Suzuki Samurai, Suzuki, Samurai, Off-Road, Truck Yeah | 2
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For centuries, Japan was defended by a class of warrior poets (well, I assume at least some of them could rhyme...) called The Samurai. These honor driven soldiers served their lords and their families by closely adhering to a code called Bushido. I’m sure you all know this stuff the same way I do, from watching the historical documentary known as “The Last Samurai” where the sole white guys shows all the Japanese what honor really means (its weird how that always happens in movies... !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ), but I digress... (I’ve always wanted to write that).
Today, many have forgotten that the Japanese chose to name only one car after this warrior tradition more than 30 years ago. Some would even say that car should be forgotten, and the ones remaining should be left to vanish. I think that when Suzuki was looking to invigorate its sales of its small peppy non-jeep and chose to name it Samurai, they couldn’t have made a better, more representative decision. How was a car from Japan not named samurai before or after this? obviously the answer is because no others before or after were worthy of the honor and the burden of the Bushido Code (ok, also probably copyright laws, but I am pretty sure that honor was the larger consideration).
Now I know you are saying or thinking something like: ‘But how can this be! what about INSERT CAR X HERE (probably Miata, S2000, or Toyota Camry or something. OK who said Camry? GET. OUT. NOW. )‘ or maybe: ‘No way! samurais are rollover death traps that are way worse than INSERT CAR X HERE (probably some form of jeep, or a horrible land rover like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! that cost 70000$, PS SHOUT OUT DOUG!)‘.
But you, Sir or Mam, are mistaken. Those other Japanese cars are all missing one element or the other of Bushido, and as we all know at this point, the Samurais dangerous reputation was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! as a distraction from the Bronco II. However the best way to show the Samurai’s worthiness is to go through the code itself:
The bushid code is composed of eight principal virtues (thanks wikipedia!):
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The Samurai is definitely righteous. Its fully committed to being an offroad vehicle. It is set-up for lightness, high torque, short wheel base, and large approach/departure angles that to this day cant be beat by any stock ‘off-roader’. its got no frills to break, unlike the jeep of the time, and its built on a true solid axle ladder-frame base. Also, its got righteous stripes!
Look at those Righteous Stripes! Also, look how happy she is :)
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Think about this: 63 hp. wait...WHAT!?!?... that’s right... 63 HP! That’s all the samurai has stock. Think about driving up to some Jeeps or other offroaders with 3 or 4 (or much more) times the horsepower. Then having them realize that your 63 hp can take you as many or more places than their souped up mega machines. Its like bringing a knife to a gun fight...no... more like bringing a pool noodle... but still being able to fight!
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The Samurai is benevolent and compassionate. My samurai has a winch on it (actually a winch was a stock option), though the Samurai has never needed it, it has seen action benevolently and compassionately pulling other vehicles out of obstacles that I just crossed.
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The Samurai respects the Earth. It weighs just a hair more than 2000 pounds, and gets good gas mileage (lets see almost any other offroad/on road vehicle come close to that weight). sooo... its eco friendly, right? Because it doesn’t use a lot of materials? Yeah. Good enough.
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When a Suzuki Samurai is pointed at an obstacle, it simply overcomes. No drama, no hassles, just excellent off road adventuring. Its word is its bond
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The Samurai doesn’t use new fangled tricks like electronically locking hubs, or remote disconnect sway bars, or power steering to accomplish its goal. The samurai relies only on old fashioned straightforward engineering. Solid Axles, Ladder-frame, true 4 wheel drive transfer case, huge approach/departure angles, leaf springs, all the things that other vehicles have to modify (or use unreliable future magic) to achieve.
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Suzuki Samurai = Simple Construction = Reliability = easy/cheap repair ability. Last year I replaced the transmission (after 30 years, and lots of good off roading duty). Whats funny is that I knocked a hole in it with a rock and didnt notice that it had no oil.. it started to make a funny sound but otherwise drove fine...for 3000 miles before I noticed! I put oil in it and the noise went away, but I couldnt patch the hole, so I had to replace it. It weighed 80 pounds, and cost about 500.00$. FOR A TRANSMISSION! I bench pressed it into place, didn’t even need a jack! It has also never broken down on me on the trail, and I could sit in the space in the engine bay making working on it a breeze. That’s the best description of Loyalty and duty in a car that I have ever heard.
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You cant really get speeding tickets in the Samurai. Its impossible. Dont argue with me on this. This car is the picture of self control. everything happens slow, quiet, and fun. Plus you can take off the doors!
NO DOORS = BEST TIME EVER!!!
And So, I declare, the Suzuki Samurai the best, most honorable vehicle successor of the warrior tradition it is named for. Possibly the best stock offroader ever made, as well as one of (if not THE) best platforms for off road adventures ever. QED
Today not many of these awesome vehicles are left in good condition. Much like the history of the samurai, most of these once great warriors have been left to rot and rust into oblivion, or have been improperly modded so as to be useless:
Why?
But hope is not lost for these heroes of the hills! Prices are going up, but you can still get ‘em cheap if you look. So Don’t let the sun set on these awesome little beasts, pick one up and enjoy the mountains safely!
Sunset? I hope not for the samurai...
Berang
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 03:03 |
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You can always tell who hasn’t seen The Last Samurai.
Also, to the Japanese, isn’t the Samurai known as the Jimny? Live by the code of the Jimny.
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CrazyCivicMan
> Berang
12/10/2017 at 03:33 |
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Yes you are correct Berang, I didnt just see it, I drank its historicity and accuracy, such that I became late feudal Japan :)
Also, correct on the name, but I think they wanted us to feel the spirit of the Samurai. kind of a reverse last samurai thing, really prescient if you think about it...
Also, I have heard that the Jimny name is an expression of surprise originating from Jiminy Cricket! well I think the surprise is: SURPRISE ITS A SAMURAI!
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 03:38 |
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My wife is from the mountains in Japan, there are tons of Jimnys, All generations. But my father in law has a Land Cruiser so, I’ll go with him. But they are cool little vehicles, even snow plows on them. I’ve also seen the Mitsubishi built willys jeeps around.
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CrazyCivicMan
> 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
12/10/2017 at 03:43 |
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That is so cool! Any Pics? would love to see those Mitsus also!
pip bip - choose Corrour
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 07:23 |
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Sierra!
AdverseMartyr
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 08:38 |
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i tried to upload a photo for you, but I guess I can just link to a post of one:
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/mitsubishi-jeep-1819019722
MM54
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 10:59 |
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A friend of mine picked one of these up a while ago, low mileage and bone stock, but had been sitting a while. I think he’s got it about 99% of the way towards back on the road, just some sort of driveshaft or u-joint issue to sort out.
MINIGTI
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 13:43 |
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See also Seven Samurai:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047478/
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CrazyCivicMan
> AdverseMartyr
12/10/2017 at 13:45 |
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Awesome!! that thing looks like its in really good order! thanks for sharing. Do you or anyone know what engine they used?
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CrazyCivicMan
> MM54
12/10/2017 at 13:47 |
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Right on! Pictures? anything he is missing? I would be happy to write up my experience on parts finding for mine if their is anything he is looking for
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CrazyCivicMan
> pip bip - choose Corrour
12/10/2017 at 13:48 |
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Yeah and we can add Portohar if you guys want. but I still think Samurai was the most appropriate name (as justified above)!
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CrazyCivicMan
> MINIGTI
12/10/2017 at 13:51 |
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Oo Idea for next article:
7 Samurai:
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AdverseMartyr
> CrazyCivicMan
12/10/2017 at 20:15 |
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I don’t. I’m sure someone on here does though. I’m sort of not really looking into them because I don’t have space for one in my life (i.e. my wife would never go for one of those as our second car (her car) and take up our other parking space) so I’m pretending they don’t exist for the most part.
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CrazyCivicMan
> AdverseMartyr
12/11/2017 at 01:38 |
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very good approach! i do the same
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Berang
> CrazyCivicMan
12/11/2017 at 12:26 |
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Meiji era would be post-feudal. The thing is, the movie is pretty well researched and presented for historical fiction. You can usually tell who hasn’t seen it by their “the white guy was a samurai!” type comments.
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MM54
> CrazyCivicMan
12/11/2017 at 18:04 |
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I don’t know of anything off-hand, but I’ll keep it in mind! I don’t have any pictures, haven’t even seen it in person yet.
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War Chief
> CrazyCivicMan
11/23/2018 at 23:13 |
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I owned an ‘86 ragtop in ‘87. Biggest bang for your off-roading buck bar none. A set of decent all terrain tires turned it into a real mountain goat at a small fraction of the cost of a Wrangler. I seem to remember reading that the Suzuki outsold the Wrangler 2 to 1 in ‘87. I wish I still had it.
Pintek
> CrazyCivicMan
12/24/2018 at 16:25 |
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Picked up a stock 88 samurai this year after selling my soul (all puns intended) it was a 2 owner car and the second owner put a new engine in after the 1st owner of late 90s spun a rod bearing in 1st.
The little samurais has been a fun ride getting me to and from work hell I’ve even been working on a fully 3D printed one to chop up.