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Someone apparently covered my car and the surrounding area with very poor quality cocaine.
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I heard Colombians got their hands on a catapult and are launching packets of cocaine over Mexico. It’s a ploy to get Texans addicted to... cocaine covered donuts in parking lots
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Cocaine-covered donuts? Their plan is fucked.
Cocaine-covered brisket? We’re all doomed.
ETA: I feel the need to further clarify that yes, I got your joke.
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At the present time, my edit is not showing up. I clarified that I did indeed get your joke, but decided to make one of my own.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
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Even Kinja can’t handle the snow.
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Hoooooraahhh!
![]() 12/08/2017 at 08:36 |
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:) all good fam. It’s Friday. You have cocaine piled up sky high and you’re in texas. I’m... JELLY
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10/10 would still snort, I mean free is free amirite?