Asshole Narco Traffickers 

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 12/08/2017 at 07:45 • Filed to: Bullshit Yankee Weather

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Someone apparently covered my car and the surrounding area with very poor quality cocaine.

PartyPooper2012 > PatBateman 12/08/2017 at 07:48

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I heard Colombians got their hands on a catapult and are launching packets of cocaine over Mexico. It’s a ploy to get Texans addicted to... cocaine covered donuts in parking lots

PatBateman > PartyPooper2012 12/08/2017 at 07:50

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Cocaine-covered donuts? Their plan is fucked.

Cocaine-covered brisket? We’re all doomed.

ETA: I feel the need to further clarify that yes, I got your joke.

PatBateman > PartyPooper2012 12/08/2017 at 07:54

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At the present time, my edit is not showing up. I clarified that I did indeed get your joke, but decided to make one of my own.

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

Matt Nichelson > PatBateman 12/08/2017 at 08:09

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Even Kinja can’t handle the snow.

DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman 12/08/2017 at 08:19

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Hoooooraahhh!

PartyPooper2012 > PatBateman 12/08/2017 at 08:36

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:) all good fam. It’s Friday. You have cocaine piled up sky high and you’re in texas. I’m... JELLY

EL_ULY > PatBateman 12/08/2017 at 08:54

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PatBateman 12/08/2017 at 09:54

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10/10 would still snort, I mean free is free amirite?