![]() 11/28/2017 at 12:25 • Filed to: Wtf Kinja | ![]() | ![]() |
This, kids, is why you don’t use Kinja on your phone.
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Check your voicemail
Why are you using battery saver at over 50% battery
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Screenshots of peoples phones can cause me physical stress. This is one
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These were the exact things I was going to mention. Except I’m on mobile so there wouldn’t have been bullet points
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it’s too early for Far Side Friday, but that reminded me of this one (sorry RamblinRover):
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Here’s my nice clean home screen to calm you
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I like your Dallas Redwings logo.
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Pixel 2?
Here’s mine, even though it doxes my location
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What do you call that style of drawing?
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Sí, señor
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At least he doesn’t have 125 unread emails
Or a dog about to eat the Google Play store
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Our shitty infrastructure.
Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.
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The face? It’s called a rage comic.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/rage-comics
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I use battery saver so my phone can make it through the day. I work in an area where coverage is less than optimal and can aid in draining the battery since the apps take forever to update.
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Kinja is so Meta.
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Amateur
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DAT WINGED WHEEL DOE. #LGRW... sob.
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I’ve spent entirely too much time and money here this year
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I have to clear out my wife’s phone once a week... she never clears a notification, EVER... *eye twitch
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How does the LCA compare to the old barn? Did they finally fix the fake horn?
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the arena itself is marvelous. you can actually get around the concourses between periods and after the game; no more shoulder-to-shoulder and nose-to-tail shuffling. if it’s daylight out, the clear roof around half of the concourse feels like it’s open to the outside. no more trough pissers in the men’s rooms (thank god) and the scoreboard is impressive. Too bad the current state of the team makes it hard to justify the ticket and concession prices.
and no, the goal horn is still synth over the speakers. I don’t think there’s much they can do; the light-up ceiling and the enormous centerhung display doesn’t give them really any good place to put the horns. Plus, they’re really old Buell marine horns and aren’t that easy to come by. I found a set on eBay a while back, and they’re pretty weathered.
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Thank you. I learn the most important things in life on Oppo.
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The voicemail thing won’t go away no matter what. And my phone dies fast without it.
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Yeah, I have no idea what the hell Blashill and Kenny are trying to accomplish... it’s going to be a long next 5 seasons.
Pitty about the horns, they really tied the arena together.
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It was inevitable, really. Teams that spent like crazy in the ‘90s have had all of their top stars age out and retire; look how bad New Jersey and Colorado are too. Plus, I don’t know if Holland can work under a salary cap and w/o Mr. I’s checkbook. The contracts he signed guys like Abdelkader and (especially) Sheahan are nonsensical for how non-productive they’ve been. At least they unloaded Sheahan but I don’t know if he’s still a cap hit to the team.
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yeah, the horn situation sucks. they claim it’s a “recording” of the ones from Joe Louis, but I call BS. I went to the opening pre-season game and could tell it was fake the first time they sounded it.
on the upside, the acoustics and sound system are top notch.
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IIRC Sheahan trade didn’t have any retained salary. Ab’s deal makes me scratch my head and I agree, I don’t think Holland can recreated what he did in the past with the cap in place and we’ll be saddled with his bad contracts for a while because nobody is going to take Ab’s contract.