Worst Turo Deal of the Century

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 11/27/2017 at 22:20 • Filed to: None

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Out of curiosity, I checked the Turo for where I grew up. There were 3 choices: A Silverado (because Alabama), a Corolla, and this gem: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!  

Check out that low, low price of $417 a day.

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:26

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Wuuuuuut? That’s crazy!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:27

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Illusions of grandeur 

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/27/2017 at 22:28

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I call it “About to get repo’d, let’s make one more grab for cash.”

Kiltedpadre > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:28

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How about $500/day for a Wrangler?

https://turo.com/rentals/suvs/oh/cincinnati/jeep-wrangler/307241?s=QL3GG9HV

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Kiltedpadre 11/27/2017 at 22:32

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And you dno’t get doors or side mirrors...

Audi For Life > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:33

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Now in Portland, OR...

$350/day in Portland for a freaking Versa...

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/or/portland/nissan-versa/308338?s=CJ-ph-Gc

$499/day for a Lexus CT200h

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/or/beaverton/lexus-ct-200h/308305?s=CJ-ph-Gc

$300/day for a CR-V

https://turo.com/rentals/suvs/or/portland/honda-cr-v/309228?s=WeZpfocn

$510/day for a 300

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/or/portland/chrysler-300/308691?s=WeZpfocn

That said, you can get a BMW i8 for $300/day. It’s also blue!

https://turo.com/rentals/cars/or/portland/bmw-i8/282267?s=WeZpfocn

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:33

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Or a C7 for $77

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Kiltedpadre 11/27/2017 at 22:34

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That’s impressive, but that FoST is now worth around $12k, and Wrangler’s don’t depreciate.

Kiltedpadre > Wagon Guy drives a Boostang 11/27/2017 at 22:35

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I’d like to know how the rental experience would go but oddly enough no one has rented it to leave a review.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:40

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https://turo.com/rentals/cars/ma/mansfield/alfa-romeo-4c/347082?s=SVwMed2K

functionoverfashion > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:45

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Must have seen all the pageviews from your post. It’s now $486/day lol

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 22:55

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You’re originally from south AL right. Yeah I’m not too surprised.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/27/2017 at 23:00

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No, North, outside of Huntsville.

cbell04 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 23:05

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and now for something a little more NP here in NC.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2017 at 23:10

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Well.... I’m still not too surprised.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > cbell04 11/28/2017 at 00:14

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Caddy owner is a liar, unless he down trimmed the car. That’s a V-Sport.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/28/2017 at 00:16

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This car is from near the same area as where the Triple K Diner was located.... So yeah, meth.

cbell04 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/28/2017 at 07:31

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was thinking that looked a little funny

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/28/2017 at 13:27

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lol trying to get that car payment back and then some

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/28/2017 at 13:33

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the chicago area has a 4C for 115 a day lol

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 11/28/2017 at 18:14

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Eh, while I’m at 0% financing, my payments are nearly that high.