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"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 11/21/2017 at 23:40 • Filed to: None

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As such, I’ve gotta try to stay awake for 4.5 more hours. So, here’s a list of things I would ban if elected President (in no particular order). Ban black wheels (except black steelies, those are fine)

Ban chrome Torq-Thrusts

Ban Easter (it promotes pastel colors, which are true evil incarnate)

Ban Dollar Stores (be gone junk!)

Ban Grand Ams

Ban Halloween (gore and kitsch are too much)

Christmas can stay but yard decorations and multicolored lights are now banned. Also, every city gets 1 (and only 1) Christmas tree.

And now a series of unrelated car photos!

I don’t hate the black wheels here

and most importantly... ban shorts without pockets.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/21/2017 at 23:43

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 11/21/2017 at 23:46

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Emoji are banned too

CB > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/21/2017 at 23:49

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Black wheels are cool.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/21/2017 at 23:49

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SCOOB NIBBY 2020

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CB 11/21/2017 at 23:51

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Nyet, all wheels must be lighter in color than the tires.

CB > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/21/2017 at 23:52

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What if you have whitewalls?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/21/2017 at 23:52

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Ban fixed-headlight NSXs

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 11/21/2017 at 23:55

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CB 11/21/2017 at 23:56

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Then you need chrome trim rings

CB > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/21/2017 at 23:57

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But chrome is awful.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CB 11/22/2017 at 00:03

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Not on cars old enough to have whitewalls

19JRC99 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 00:04

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“Christmas can stay but yard decorations and multicolored lights are now banned. Also, every city gets 1 (and only 1) Christmas tree.”

No.

-Someone who just put their Christmas tree up and loves the whole decoration shebang. 

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > 19JRC99 11/22/2017 at 00:08

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You’re a terrible person

RPM esq. > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 00:10

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I picture the Attorney General repeatedly rereading your authoritarian anti-color takes while furiously masturbating.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > RPM esq. 11/22/2017 at 00:13

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I’m fine with colors, just not pastel colors. Give me saturation or give me death.

19JRC99 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 00:36

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Proud of it, in this case.

CRider > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 01:00

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I bet HOA meetings are the highlight of your week.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 01:09

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Sir, your hairpiece got your phone and starting posting on an obscure off-topic automotive website. Can you please get yourself together so you can distract the American people with your actual insanity so we can make our friends and financial backers even more rich than they already are?

- Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 11/22/2017 at 01:12

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We all know that trump is pro-Christmas inflatables and kitsch.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > CRider 11/22/2017 at 01:15

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Apartment lyfe bro

arl > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 07:59

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Chrome torque thrusts are God’s gift to muscle cars! How dare you?!

I propose a compromise. Allow the torque thrusts and ban daylight savings instead.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > arl 11/22/2017 at 08:33

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No, torq-thrusts are the lowest effort wheel choice for any car. If I ever host a car show they will be banned.

Discerning > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 10:09

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“Ban Dollar Stores (be gone junk!)“

Dollar stores actually capture a significant portion of the retail market. They are a very inexpensive means for a lot of people to purchase necessities and basic groceries. Their business strategy of narrow cost focus has allowed them to offer a lot of essentials at costs below behemoths like Walmart and Amazon.

Dollar Tree is climbing the fortune 500 list all the time because of this strategy. They are currently ranked 136.

You might not like their inventory, but they aren’t going any where any time soon.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 10:09

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There is so much wrong in this post, I can’t even. I tried to can, but I can’t.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher 11/22/2017 at 10:32

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I’m sorry to inform you, but this post is 100% correct. #flawless

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Discerning 11/22/2017 at 10:33

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They will after I issue an executive order calling for their torching.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 10:38

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I’m sorry to inform you, that whatever medication you’re on has eaten your frontal lobe.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher 11/22/2017 at 10:57

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Nah, I’m med free and winning design awards left and right. I am good design incarnate.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 11:10

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And modest, too!

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 11:10

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And modest, too!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher 11/22/2017 at 11:16

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It’s my best trait, I’m more modest than anyone else... in the world.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 11:27

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I can see that.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher 11/22/2017 at 12:29

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;)

Corkscrew'd > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/22/2017 at 21:37

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