"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/18/2017 at 22:51 • Filed to: Spertkrass
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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/18/2017 at 22:51 • Filed to: Spertkrass | 2
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Buddy messages me saying he’s got a flat. He got out of his car and could hear PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss.... and watched his car sink to one side. Bad valve stem. To the Lexus Mobile!
His car’s trunk also has a water leak, so it completely rusted his jack. It was inoperable once we got 25% of the way up. So we busted out mine, which looks like it had never been used. Smooth as butter. And a handle with little plastic grips. So fancy!
And yes, said car was also my wife’s former Sable.
Anyway, we slap on his donut which was in okay condition. I offered to swap the donut to the rear, but he said nah. He’s just going to drop off the tire at a shop Monday morning in his work truck, and won’t be driving his car until then.
We had a beer and some food, good times had by all. Glad he didn’t get hurt driving on that leak.
Spridget
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2017 at 22:58 |
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Is this the guy who drove the car on your plates and didn’t register it?
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spridget
11/18/2017 at 23:03 |
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He’s the guy who registered the car, bought new plates, left them on the shelf behind the backseat face up, and never put them on, his girlfriend used the 405 Toll Lanes, and the DOT tried to bill me.
That’s the one!
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Spridget
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2017 at 23:06 |
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I can’t tell if he’s an asshole or just an idiot.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spridget
11/18/2017 at 23:10 |
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He’s has the foresight of a fruit fly.
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Spridget
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/18/2017 at 23:14 |
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At least he wasn’t intentionally trying to screw you.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spridget
11/18/2017 at 23:24 |
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That actually almost made it more frustrating somehow.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/19/2017 at 00:01 |
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So can I call you when I have a flat? I’ll pay you $50 to come down here to San Antonio...
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/19/2017 at 00:06 |
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Sorry, Harold II, I won’t be making such a trip for even tree fiddy.
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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/19/2017 at 00:09 |
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But there’s so many chandeliers to inspect here! We have two of the most expensive neighborhoods outside of CA here!
shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/19/2017 at 07:48 |
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Wow. He’s a bit dense, ain’t he?