I hope this is real

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario) 11/14/2017 at 13:14 • Filed to: LOL

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HammerheadFistpunch > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:15

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Reason I’ve always wanted to name a dog “little shit” out of respect for my grandmother who used that name whenever she couldn’t remember your name (a lot) plus moments like this.

CaptDale - is secretly British > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:15

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My dad had a dog named Spook in LA....

Ash78, voting early and often > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:17

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Cracker, please.

#birbiglia

Chariotoflove > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:22

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Oh, this is perfect. I love when life imitates art.

Wacko > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:23

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Snicker Please

TheRevanchist > HammerheadFistpunch 11/14/2017 at 13:25

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Little Shit was what my dad’s Tio used to call his chihuahuas.

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 11/14/2017 at 13:27

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People always joke you should practice screaming your shortlist of kids’ names before the baby is actually born.

Can confirm.

user314 > CaptDale - is secretly British 11/14/2017 at 13:32

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My grandmother brought a Lhasa Apso named Blackie Jones back from California. We quickly renamed him BJ.

McMike > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:41

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I had an employee once at the bagel bakery with a very thick Jamaican accent.

He was our dough mixer, and often helped out with other random things in the back of the house while his dough was mixing.

One time our bottled juice vendor dropped off an order in the middle of the kitchen instead of our storage room, and I asked him to move the stack of cases into the storeroom the first chance he got so I could properly put it away later.

We were busy with customers and he pops up out of the kitchen bout 45-60 minutes later, and says (in the thickest, most enthusiastic Jamaican delivery possible).

“Mike, Mike, Mike! I took care of all the juice like you said. I locked them all in the store room for you!”

Thankfully I caught it and replied with “Thank you James for taking those cases of apple juice away for me, you’re the best.” Because every time he said “juice” it sounded like “jews”

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > user314 11/14/2017 at 13:44

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Can’t imagine wandering around calling “BJ” would be a ton better, tbh

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:47

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When I lived in sacramento there was a house down the street with a pit bull. The owner yelled at the dog all the time and called it the N-word. I kinda think that was the poor dogs name.

Tekamul > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 11/14/2017 at 13:48

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My wife’s aunt has a black cat she named Black Sambo. Pretty sure she’s just racist.

user314 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/14/2017 at 14:02

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Honestly, it never crossed my mind until much later in life.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 11/14/2017 at 15:53

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Dammit, Bill... Why’d you have to be an asshole?

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Tekamul 11/16/2017 at 10:55

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My grandparents had a cat when I was little that was black with white on it’s feet and partially up it’s legs. They called it Billy “White Shoes” Johnson after the football player. Not sure if racist or not. My grandfather was a minister after all. I just called the cat Billy though.