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Good morning guys. This is my first post as an Oppo writer. There’ll be more to come!
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Welcome!
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You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now.
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Good oppo is things like meandering reviews of thriftstore coffeemakers as if they are cars.
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Huh, most people try to get out of the asylum...
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I will swallow your soul.
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Welcome! We always like to have a new
victim
friend here!
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That reminds me of one if my favorite sayings: “Red Riding Hood had to be lucky every time they go into the woods. The Wolf? The Wolf only needs to be lucky once.”
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Do you have a Civic?
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Welcome to Oppo! Stay out of the basement.
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Welcome! We’re all a little nuts here. Here’s your complimentary jacket!
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You have just sold a bit of your soul to For Sweden.
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That Sicario reference is on point.
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just remember, this isn’t a place for you to post whatever pops into your head every 10 minutes. people have been booted for that.
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It’s like Call of the Wild, but with wolves. Or like an opposite version of White Fang, which is the journey of a 3/4-wolf to domestication.
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Wait I thought Oppo *was* the basement?
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Love that movie.
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Welcomes!
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welcome!
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Welcome!! What car will you be collecting? :D YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS COLLECT AT LEAST 0 CARS.
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Welcome, here’s your membership card.
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Turns out if you tunnel beneath the basement slab, you can make your own basement to the basement.
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So, Cigar Lounge?
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The proper practice, as I demonstrate, is to *comment*/respond to people with what pops into my head every ten minutes.
Posts are just being greedy.
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That’s the auxiliary sub-basement to the sub-basement, where the serial killer-style DIY catacombs are. For the bodies.
The main sub-basement is mostly just Nibby.
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Of course not. I’m a dinosaur. Which is why I’m extinct. But my bones will haunt you all!
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Don’t worry, I don’t think much so nothing really pops in my head, unless it’s my brain trying to think. So maybe I’m safe!
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I reply whenever I can, so it’s not just posts from me. But isnt a comment considered a post too? Hmm.....
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So far I’m still on my first. It’s my dad’s old CR-V that I plan on turning into a Type-R. Yup, I’m insane.
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He can have what’s left. The rest was sold to Jalopnik.
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Well welcome! Don’t go asking too many questions now.
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I’m on car #4! I still have my 2nd and 3rd too.
The blue one is undergoing an offroader project. It’ll be turned into a sort of mini Jeep Wrangler.
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Well, the notifications used to make a distinction, and would call replies/comments “comments” and mainstay posts “posts”. Not anymore, of course, because Kinja.
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We’ve all been Kinja’d. You’re not human if it hasn’t happened to you at least once.
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Welcome. Eh good? I guess I am going to SF this weekend for a short vaca, so that’s good.
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I love that. I need to have that one car where I have every gen in existence. I’d like to see how that off-road one will turn out!
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Nice. According to everyone I know living in Florida is a vacation, but with the number of bullshit that happens here (see Jalopnik, tag “The Florida Man”) I could use a vacation myself. A trip to the Publix down the road is at least 5 encounters with a near accident. “Pleasant Hill Road” my ass. Lol
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I told you it would work
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This is the same plan I have with my dad’s 2008 Civic: type r swap, Mugen rr face
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I like this plan. A lot. More info!
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First I have to make up some lameass excuse to get Honda to think I’ll be using their crate engine for the right reasons, or be a Jalop and get one from a junked Type-R. Or be illegal and find an imported one. Ideas? I also thinking Craigslist...
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Yeah, sorry for doubting you. Thanks for the help though!
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I feel like the one on the left is smiling as it plots to eat my soul.
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s p o o k y