No, Chevy, this is not what I want

"CB" (jrcb) 11/09/2017 at 21:27 • Filed to: None

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I’d take an offer for a Cruze hatch or a Sonic (the little box I drive for work is growing on me) or a Camaro. But a Malibu. A “new” 2017 Malibu when the 2018s are coming out? Now you’re insulting me.

E90M3 > CB 11/09/2017 at 21:30

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You know you want a 2017 Malibu!

not for canada - australian in disguise > CB 11/09/2017 at 21:42

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That’s obviously a BMW.

Steve in Manhattan > CB 11/09/2017 at 21:43

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What about a Volt? Rented a first gen and like it more than I thought I would ....

CB > Steve in Manhattan 11/09/2017 at 21:44

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A Volt or Bolt would be neat. But I have no money, so it’s not happening.

Steve in Manhattan > CB 11/09/2017 at 21:49

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They don’t have lease offers/rate specials for those things? They probably are not flying off the lots ...

CB > Steve in Manhattan 11/09/2017 at 21:51

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I think you overestimate how much “no money” is. I’ve got to get my six month emergency fund back up, then I can start going into the frivolous purchases.

itschrome > CB 11/09/2017 at 21:53

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Dont do it!!!! I mean it is a nice ride tho

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 11/09/2017 at 21:59

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CRider > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:02

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84 month financing? Did Chevy hire a real estate agent to their finance department?

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:04

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I have a 2017 Malibu as a rental right now. I can’t believe I’m going to say this but, I actually kinda like it. It’s comfortable, drives well as a commuter car, gas mileage is great, the infotainment deal is simple and straightforward. Maybe coming from a car 20 years older, anything new seems great....

Urambo Tauro > itschrome 11/09/2017 at 22:04

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I was hoping to see you comment on this post lol

CB > CRider 11/09/2017 at 22:04

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I mean, in seven years, are you going to regret buying a Malibu?

Yes.

CB > Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy 11/09/2017 at 22:05

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I’m currently driving a Chevy Sonic for work. I can totally see why people buy them.

CRider > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:31

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I’d regret that after 7 hours, when the drugs stopped working.

Spanfeller is a twat > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:33

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you must be cruze-ing as far as you can from the dealer

Tristan > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:36

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I’ve heard from a very reliable source that “REAL PEOPLE (not actors)“ love them.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:36

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To this day I still her emails from Priority Hyundai with offers on new and exciting Sonata deals as well as service reminder emails and even a 1 year ownership anniversary - all on a vehicle I purchased then refused to take possession of the keys because they tried hiding the fact that the Track edition they sold me was actually a GT.

CB > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 11/09/2017 at 22:43

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“Happy one year of not buying a car from us! We promise not to get caught cheating you this time!”

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:51

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“please.... Please come buy a sonata... There’s so many.... Please?”

CB > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 11/09/2017 at 22:53

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We currently have an Elantra GT. Not gonna lie, I’d probably buy a new Hyundai or Kia.

ranwhenparked > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:57

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Wow, that looks like an Audi, or maybe a BMW. Chevy really stepped up their game with that bad mama jamma.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > CB 11/09/2017 at 22:59

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Dammit, I wanted to make a comment about how I’d take an elantra GT but I’d rather the Stinger GT but wtf is wrong with that face. I genuinely want to want this car. It’s the anti BMW and Audi, the true underdog to upset. But that face, I think 3 people designed it. I think tomorrow I need to sit down and design a better stinger face, send it to Kia and have them use it as their facelift model.

itschrome > Urambo Tauro 11/10/2017 at 00:03

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Hahaha

Steve in Manhattan > CB 11/10/2017 at 00:06

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OK - so it’s THAT sort of “no money.”

gmctavish needs more space > CB 11/10/2017 at 00:15

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If Chevy made a RWD small sedan, with a manual and the 3.6 V6 that sounded like the Camaro in sport mode, I’d be finding a way to buy a Chevy. Until then, I couldn’t care less.

RT > CB 11/10/2017 at 05:28

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More like kill off your expectations

pip bip - choose Corrour > CB 11/10/2017 at 06:25

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oh come on they look like ‘fun’

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > CB 11/10/2017 at 06:51

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If it was a deal on a Camaro, you’d also likely be stuck with in stock stuff, so turbo 4 (V6 if you were lucky), boring color, automatic transmission, and nothing else you’d really want.

Source: I had to order the correct Camaro configuration because of this exact thing.

jdrgoat - Ponticrack? > Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy 11/10/2017 at 22:44

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I had one as a service loaner, too. I genuinely liked it, a lot. The steering was great, it was comfortable, and for being so underpowered, it could pick up speed a lot better than I expected. I exited a corner nearby that I like, after doing about double the yellow recommended speed and then proceeded to punch the throttle on the exit. 80 came up very quickly and I was then going around another corner.