The Least Relateable Ad Ever. 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 11/08/2017 at 22:02 • Filed to: None

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This ad popped up on my IG feed. I’m not even sure what the product is, but I’m sure that I’m not the target demographic.

I’ve never had the problem of my beautiful classic sports car’s trunk being to small to fit all of my gold.

interstate366, now In The Industry > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/08/2017 at 22:04

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That’s how you have people pay for cocaine, obviously. The photo looks like it’s supposed to be set in 1983 somewhere on the Pacific Coast Highway.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/08/2017 at 22:09

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I wonder if that much gold would be above the weight capacity of an e type. I’d be surprised if it wasn’t

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/08/2017 at 22:29

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I’m sure it be way over the limit.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/08/2017 at 22:38

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Too small is not small enough. My Mazda5 is considered a relatively small car, and I found it difficult to drive last week whilst wearing combat boots. I still want an NA Miata and an Autozam AZ-1, but wonder if I could really fit in either (typical American - not overweight, just undertall...)

(not that this has much to do with the original posting, mind you, just saying that Americans tend to buy oversized cars because, well, we can)

Urambo Tauro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/08/2017 at 22:57

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I read that in this guy’s voice:

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 11/08/2017 at 23:07

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I’ve heard the Autozam is surprisingly comfortable for tall drivers

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > interstate366, now In The Industry 11/08/2017 at 23:08

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Not enough mullet for 83. Definitely not enough mustache

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 11/08/2017 at 23:10

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Height isn’t my problem - it’s the width. Other than a bit of a gut I really don’t look as large was my weight would indicate...

DipodomysDeserti > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/09/2017 at 02:45

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Each one of those bars is probably around sixty-two pounds.