Happy Friday, Oppo!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/03/2017 at 18:18 • Filed to: Chandelier

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Have some various light fixtures I inspected today.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:23

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This all the same house?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:25

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The next to last one looks like some shit I would make for an art contest, only for the reason to win the third place prize of a $25 gift card to Applebees.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko 11/03/2017 at 18:25

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Two homes. Everything that’s oil rubbed bronze is one house, chrome is the other.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 11/03/2017 at 18:27

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Seems unnecessarily complicated for little... if any... aesthetic gain. Too may separate pieces if glass, conflicting dark studs, and looks like an X-Files UFO from underneath.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:29

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I just funded these yesterday.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:29

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You know I show these to my wife and we have a good laugh together.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 11/03/2017 at 18:31

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1. Multi-pronged marital aid

2. Bird cage meets leg lamp from A Chistmas Story

3. The Bug Zapper

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/03/2017 at 18:32

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I aim to displease. And offend people with all the new construction I squat in.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:32

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That second one, I keep thinking what if the workmen screwed up and installed it as a fan.

It was funny in my mind, anyway.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:33

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The last reason is why I’d win the Applebee’s gift card!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 11/03/2017 at 18:33

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If it had like retractable blades or something, it would be kind of awesome.

BUT IT DOESN’T

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:36

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I’ll take Western Washington University college band names for $1000 Alex.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:36

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:(

You remind me that I went through an old mansion with some cool fixtures, one of which was converted through the years from oil to gas to electricity. I have pics somewhere. I should post them.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:48

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I like all of these except those last bulbs.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 18:50

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Most of this stuff is hideous. The cheap isle at homedepot has better lighting fixtures.

TorqueToYield > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/03/2017 at 20:35

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I like the first one.

I also want to one day own a (vintage) Sputnik fixture, so there’s that.

user314 > TorqueToYield 11/03/2017 at 21:07

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Yeah, the first and third aren’t bad, but what’s up with this one?

“You idiots, you put it together wrong! “