TIL @ University (Repost for night crowd: Since this is y'alls type of thing.) 

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11/02/2017 at 11:42 • Filed to: TRANSCENDENT OPPO

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Humans are Gorillas with coilovers, improved suspension geometry, and RWD.

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Other primates heavily rely on their arms and hands for locomotion, doubling the work load of their arms like the front wheels on a FWD car. While humans segregate locomotive and motor tasks between legs and arms, like a RWD car.

Basically we’re all sports cars.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 11:49

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Wouldn’t a lot of primates have at least part-time AWD with torque vectoring since they can send power to all four corners in varying amounts? It’s a FWD-biased system, so that makes primates... Haldex AWD?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 11:50

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Evolution FTW. Suck it, young Earthers.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 12:06

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Kinja'd!!! HPoz - I like Honda Fits and I cannot lie > user314
11/02/2017 at 18:56

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I’m sorry, Hammond is clearly the gibbon


Kinja'd!!! user314 > HPoz - I like Honda Fits and I cannot lie
11/02/2017 at 19:12

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I think it’s Tom Cruise.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 20:56

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My friends already think I’m speaking of witchcraft and parallel dimensions when I try to explain the most basic car related topic. If I start comparing my Miata to an Ape I’m going to get committed to the Psych ward.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 20:58

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wow that’s bananas!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/02/2017 at 21:05

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Technically since Haldex doesn’t usually have torque vectoring it would make them Saab XWD which adds rear axle torque vectoring to Haldex. And they would be driving that Saab in reverse.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 21:10

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Basically we’re all sports cars.

I dunno. I know some guys in IT that look more like panel vans to me.


Kinja'd!!! Shoop > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/02/2017 at 21:31

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I identify as a truck and this post is triggering me. please remove it


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/02/2017 at 21:57

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AWD from the factory:

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...eventually a diff breaks and becomes RWD.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > 404 - User No Longer Available
11/03/2017 at 09:06

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It’s unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate, if you’re the parent) that by the time humans make any meaningful power we can’t use AWD without being laughed at.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Textured Soy Protein
11/03/2017 at 09:07

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Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/03/2017 at 11:36

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FTFY


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > gin-san - shitpost specialist
11/03/2017 at 11:39

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Are you sure?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3419631/Woman-says-s-CAT-trapped-human-body.html