On This Day 500 Years Ago, Martin Luther Published the First Oppositelock Post

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 10/31/2017 at 11:11 • Filed to: Whimsy

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Naturally, it was a screed on the unreliability of Italian cars.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 11:19

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Due to the many leaks mentioned, these complaints have become known as the 95 greases.

EL_ULY > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 11:23

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back when you were accused to be a witch if Jezebel was on your browsing history

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 11:25

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Why does not the pope GM, whose wealth today is greater than the wealth of the richest Crassus, build the basilica of St. Peter their new plant with his their own money rather than with the money of poor believers taxpayers?

-Martin Luther

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 11:33

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*screed

He could write a sick burn.

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/

For Sweden > EL_ULY 10/31/2017 at 11:35

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The only thing that would implicate you of is being basic

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/31/2017 at 11:35

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I don’t know what you’re talking about

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 11:38

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He sure did hate the Popemobile...

CaptDale - is secretly British > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 11:47

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KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/31/2017 at 11:51

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So much so that those burned haven’t recovered 500 years later.

- Oppo’s resident Lutheran

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/31/2017 at 12:05

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Fellow Lutheran here (my dad’s a retired pastor).

My bird IS the word > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 12:21

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He was sick of paying Italian mechanics to “exorcise demons”

Maxima Speed > For Sweden 10/31/2017 at 12:27

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Have a star 

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/31/2017 at 13:22

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I’m currently billed as an assistant organist.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 10/31/2017 at 14:18

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Nice - my dad also was an organist and pianist. He actually studied for a while in Germany under a guy named Arno Schönstedt. My family moved there when I was 4 months old and stayed for a year and a half.

Sadly, he doesn’t play any more. He just turned 80, and his tremors got bad enough a few years ago that he stopped playing - he just couldn’t enjoy doing it.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden 11/02/2017 at 18:25

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Except that your illustration includes a 20th Century hammer...