NFL Hot take

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 10/29/2017 at 16:06 • Filed to: None

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I am a Raider fan. I have been so since 1977.

This is our life.

WilliamsSW > ImmoralMinority 10/29/2017 at 16:11

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Bears fan here. Same. Cursed by terrible owners.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > WilliamsSW 10/29/2017 at 17:10

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Atlanta fan in every sport. Cursed by bad luck.

*cough*28-3*cough*

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > ImmoralMinority 10/29/2017 at 17:23

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Your team is owned by a toddler wearing his dad’s suit and driving a high roof dodge caravan who does his “business” at a P.F. fucking Chang’s...

He pays someone 500$ to leave looking like THIS:

That is not the haircut of an adult capable of managing hundreds of millions of dollars of any form of product, let alone a football team.

Until he’s gone, you’re boned.

Could be worse. You could be a Lions fan.....

WilliamsSW > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 10/29/2017 at 17:40

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That was horrible to watch. The entire country outside of New England was rooting for the Falcons, too.

Sorry

shop-teacher > ImmoralMinority 10/29/2017 at 17:58

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Am Bears fan. I know those feels well.

Nibby > ImmoralMinority 10/29/2017 at 18:07

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hey man as long as I get fantasy points from Cook and Cooper I’m happy

Birddog > WilliamsSW 10/29/2017 at 18:23

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I will second, third and fourth this comment.

Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab > ImmoralMinority 10/29/2017 at 19:04

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Jets fan here. At least you guys have a Super Bowl appearance within the last half-century.

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 10/29/2017 at 23:41

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I feel you. Atlanta and Houston have very similar sport histories. You are either the underdog, or you are a heavy favorite and the team gets demolished. Either way you end up losing badly.

Braves - only managed one WS win having 3 of the best starting pitchers of the era.

Astros - make it to a WS with 3 of the top 6, in WAR, starting pitchers that season and get swept in the WS by the White Sox. Yeah that happened.

Falcons - We all saw what happened. Hey Michael Vick did beat GB in Lambeau that one time.

Oilers - Let the Bills comeback on them, and no one really gave a shit when they moved to Tennessee.

Texans - The one year they were supposed to be really good, they decided to wear letterman’s jackets and get obliterated in every facet by the Patriots.

Hawks - They managed to never make it out of the semi-finals all the years they had Dominique Wilkins.

Rockets - Thank god Jordan was forced to go play baseball, or the Rockets would be very depressing.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition 10/30/2017 at 16:23

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Atlanta United: didn’t make it out of the first round of playoffs after an amazing inaugural season

Houston Dynamo: moves on to semifinals today, only they will lose to Portland tonight