Not really my idea of scary

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon) 10/26/2017 at 14:24 • Filed to: stupidopnik

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Link from i09. ‘It Follows’ is literally a creature that follows you and when it catches you it kill and humps you at once. So weird. ‘Train to Busan’ is almost comedic though probably better than the others on the list. Are there really any scary movies anymore? Seems they’re funny, really stupid or just a gore flick.

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My citroen won't start > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 14:30

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Quite honestly the only scary movies left are short films by film students.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 14:31

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eh... ill probably watch em all at some point when im bored... some of them will probably amuse me greatly

i mean... hell.. i watched a flick about ron jeremys dick getting possessed by aliens and murdering a bunch of people and was entertained

im a pretty easy audience :p

functionoverfashion > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 14:32

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Party-vi > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 14:32

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Haute Tension was awesome.

random001 > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 14:34

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Quite frankly, there are no scary movies that can compare to Fox News, so there’s that....

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/26/2017 at 14:40

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hmm... I’ll pass on that one too. :/

Party-vi > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/26/2017 at 14:44

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One Eyed Monster was ri-dick-ulous.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > functionoverfashion 10/26/2017 at 14:46

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Wow, they made a cartoon out of the movie!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 14:50

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diplodicus > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 15:06

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Aw man The Witch fucked my dreams up for a few weeks.

Ash78, voting early and often > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 15:08

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I love a good horror movie. I highly recommend The Babadook from Australia, I think it’s still on Netflix.

Other than that, the occasional gem like The Ring are about all that get my attention.

I hated Saw (yeah, I finally got around to watching it a couple weeks ago). And I’m not a huge fan of Hostel and the like.

Dark horse recommendations: Tucker and Dale vs Evil and Cabin in the Woods are both awesome horror/scifi/comedy genre-benders.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > diplodicus 10/26/2017 at 15:13

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Hmm, so maybe it’s worth a shot?

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Ash78, voting early and often 10/26/2017 at 15:15

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I saw advertisements for Tucker and Dale, sounded weird but maybe I can give it a shot.

Ash78, voting early and often > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 10/26/2017 at 15:20

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It really is pretty masterful — they rip on the horror genre a lot better than “Scary Movie,” all while still creating an actual movie with a plot along the way.

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 10/26/2017 at 15:33

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I found the concept hard to swallow.

Party-vi > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2017 at 15:38

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huehue honhon