This car is a "100% virgin original"

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 10/26/2017 at 11:32 • Filed to: None

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:33

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Those wheels could not be anymore 90s. They’re even sort of a three spoke.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:33

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That’s a gross way to describe a car..

MonkeePuzzle > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:37

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I KNOW this is a lie! I personally impregnated that exact vehicle!

CalzoneGolem > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 10/26/2017 at 11:38

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No one has gotten to know this car in the biblical sense.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2017 at 11:39

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is the seller Mike Pence or something because that is how this reads.

promoted by the color red > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:39

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Party-vi > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:40

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100% VIRGIN ORIGINAL NO NEW WATER PUMPS OR BELTS NOSIREE JUST ALL THE ORIGINAL PARTS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN REPLACED THIS IS NOT MATT FARAH’S MILLION MILE LEXUS

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:40

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“Trunk key missing”

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:40

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The wheels make me vomit

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/26/2017 at 11:41

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TOTALLY ORIGINAL AND 100% VIRGIN

Milky > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:50

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CP, don’t care how clean it is.

Alfalfa > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:53

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I feel like this is something a sex trafficker would say.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 11:58

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I like my cars like I like my olive oil. Extra virgin. Never even masturbated.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2017 at 12:03

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Great, now I have the Pietasters stuck in my head. Off to Youtube to enjoy some 90s ska...

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 12:04

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The brakes only bleed the first time, but then you get used to it? EWWWWWW

Captain of the Enterprise > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 12:14

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So original everything like tires, timing belts, oil, coolant, trans fluid, brake fluid, brakes, etc. I don’t want it then it will need more work than the asking price. It’s got over 200,000 so I’m assuming he’s not being literal but that’s not a selling point if he’s serious.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CalzoneGolem 10/26/2017 at 12:16

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Don’t worry, Ray will take care of that one right away.....if you know what I mean ;)

My bird IS the word > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 12:18

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I HAVE NOT BEEN DRAGONING MY CAR PLEASE STOP IT’S NOT A PROBLEM

FACTORY OIL FACTORY SPARK PLUGS FACTORY TIRES

notsomethingstructural > TheHondaBro 10/26/2017 at 12:30

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you could fairly describe the car as “TIGHT”