crap pic but...which would you take?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 10/25/2017 at 11:39 • Filed to: None

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g500 vs Fzj80

Arrivederci > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:45

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Sonata Hybrid all the way, mang.

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:45

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since neither, I will choose what I can’t have

a Patrol

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:45

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The Toyota how is this even a question

Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:46

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Depends — do I want to be shot with a MAC-10 or a Winchester 308 while trying to escape the parking lot?

WiscoProud > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:48

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Honestly, the G500 without any additional information. If the 80 is triple-locked, its a closer matchup, but I know the G500 has a V8 and 3 diffs. Not to mention that despite being a much older platform, the G500 is newer too.

That being said, if I need to DD it, the 80 is my choice.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden 10/25/2017 at 11:49

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^

TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:50

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*sees op name*

bruh

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheHondaBro 10/25/2017 at 11:53

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^^

interstate366, now In The Industry > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:53

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One is a douchey status symbol from the company responsible for the 25-year import ban. The other is a not-so-douchey status symbol that would have been in Jurassic Park if not for marketing.

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden 10/25/2017 at 11:54

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it’s a question for identifying the mentally ill among the opponauts

interstate366, now In The Industry > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/25/2017 at 11:54

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^^^

vicali > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 11:55

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Depends, do I want to make it to the destination? If so, yes, otherwise the other.

Take the Cruiser of course.

For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle 10/25/2017 at 11:56

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It’s insulting to suggest the mentally ill would ever choose the Mercedes.

interstate366, now In The Industry > TheHondaBro 10/25/2017 at 11:57

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Plot twist: he’s banning everyone who chooses the Kardashianmobile

HammerheadFistpunch > Ash78, voting early and often 10/25/2017 at 11:58

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Or in my case a S&W 686.

HammerheadFistpunch > Wacko 10/25/2017 at 11:58

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Armada?

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 10/25/2017 at 11:59

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Oh yeah.

HammerheadFistpunch > interstate366, now In The Industry 10/25/2017 at 11:59

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I’m not still mad about that... Totally not...

Tripper > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:00

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Since you said “take”, I’ll have the G500. Everyone else can fight over the Toyota.

HammerheadFistpunch > Arrivederci 10/25/2017 at 12:00

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Those blue badges tho

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:01

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double actions are for casuals

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:04

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g-wagen

Sam > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:04

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Is this an anti-corruption purge?

Oh well, I’d still rather the G500. Or the XV Crosstrek in the back. I’ve always kinda liked those.

Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:06

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we went through this and you of all people know the Armada doesn’t come with the off road goodies that can be had on the patrol.

HammerheadFistpunch > Sam 10/25/2017 at 12:06

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It’s not Not a Purge.

interstate366, now In The Industry > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:06

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It’s ok, I’m still totally not bad about the 25-year import ban...totally would have a CL1 Accord in my driveway right now...

LongbowMkII > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:06

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Take? G500. Buy? LC

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:08

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80, but I suspect I might be biased.

interstate366, now In The Industry > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/25/2017 at 12:22

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rip apers0n

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:29

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G500 assuming I could afford the repairs. I love the Cruiser but I *love* the G-Wagon.

shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:29

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I value getting where I’m going above all else in a DD. I don’t have the time, patience, intestinal fortitude, or wallet to keep an expensive German car going. I’ll take the Toyota.

CaptDale - is secretly British > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:30

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That is a hard one, but I would take the G500 for making a ridiculously comfy offroader.

But if I had to be frugal, then the FZJ80

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:46

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If Land Rovers make their owners poor, G500's straight up bankrupt them. Hence why so many corrupt officials own them, they need to skim off the top just to afford the breakdowns...

So, not the G500.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:46

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Can I take the G500 and sell it to buy multiple Landcruisers?

Party-vi > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 12:58

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G500 is a chick magnet. FZJ80 is a Chuck magnet.

DipodomysDeserti > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 13:15

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My mind tells me FZJ80 but my loins tell me G500. I really want to use one of thise mercs as a proper offroader.

HammerheadFistpunch > DipodomysDeserti 10/25/2017 at 13:33

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I respect that

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 13:33

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mind says FZJ80 but everything else says G500

red014 > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 13:33

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What’s the point in owning a hybrid if you can’t show it off?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > interstate366, now In The Industry 10/25/2017 at 18:06

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^^^^

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 18:07

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As someone who was once on the ownership team of an 80 and had neighbours with a G-wagen...

80 is greater than 500.

thatsmr > HammerheadFistpunch 10/25/2017 at 23:04

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The 80s are still all over the third world driven by militias of all stripes. All the Gs were burned at the repair shops in (name country in civil war/distress middle east and africa) . If any threat always go Toyota. As for the chicks vs chucks, always beware “chicks” looking at the badge of tour car, you do understand she will own that one soon enough..