Must be one of those days

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 10/24/2017 at 19:25 • Filed to: Just one of dem days

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I’m lactose intolerant. So I order some Kirkland Signature Fast Acting Lactase from Amazon. Instead I get this:

But wait, there’s more!

I also notice that someone in my subdivision can’t park and has their vehicle and trailer halfway on my lawn. I keep to myself so I really don’t know my neighbors as well as I should (plus I’m surprised that I’m not that happy with my HOA for allowing renters — it bums me out that the moment you try to get to know them, they leave).

Offending vehicle looks just like this one, but with a beat up U-haul trailer hitched to it. Then again, ALL U-HAUL TRAILERS ARE BEAT UP.

Hold a sec...oddly, I think the cops just came by to make them move it.

Yes, I called non-emergency cop number. It’s wet and cold and I’ve been at work for nearly 11 hours and I took pictures and no one was around and I’m tired and don’t feel like dealing with it. So I put my tax dollars to work.

Plus I’m 99.99999% sure it was unintentional whoever did it.

*looks out window*

Yep, it’s been moved...man, I hope the cop was cool with them. I just want everybody to happy.

At least as best as possible.

Anyway...

Chariotoflove > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 19:53

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For most of my patients, I prescribe ice cream for a day like this...sorry.

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 19:55

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i just returned from taking a shit

MM54 > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 20:07

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I have a lamp made from that salt. It’s neat looking.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 20:13

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Vehicles on mah lawn with trigger all kinds of my triggers

boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2017 at 20:25

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Did it have “peanuts” in it?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 20:25

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That kind of salt is pretty tasty.

OPPOsaurus WRX > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 20:32

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i didn’t inspect, but there is a very good chance it did. I did have peanuts while waiting for my burger at five guys the other day

boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/24/2017 at 20:36

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Textured Soy Protein > boredalways 10/24/2017 at 21:38

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Any Kirkland product on Amazon is literally some random person who went to Costco and is reselling it.

boredalways > Textured Soy Protein 10/24/2017 at 22:52

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Not quite true. Most of them are Prime eligible, with the majority of those shipped as “Fulfilled by Amazon”.