My favorite JRitS posts of the week, Vol. 27

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
10/22/2017 at 13:00 • Filed to: justrolledintotheshop, just rolled into the shop, reddit, wrenching, fail

Reddit’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is a veritable cornucopia of the many !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of shop lyfe. You never know what’s gonna roll in. Here’s what caught my eye this week.

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Photo: aeternavindictus

“Use butt connectors.” “How about I just make it look like ass? Close enough?”

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Photo: BreeStephany

Don’t let our clutch start slippin’
Clutch start slippin’ away...

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Photo: dontthink19

In this case the valve lost its footing and slipped. The piston, with all of its pent up rage, unleashed a flurry of headbutts straight into the valve, destroying his own face in the process.

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Photo: ShelbyV666

Customer came into our store today with this “battery” in a plastic tub and said that a couple of days ago while he was putting some windshield wiper fluid in his wife’s car he noticed there was a small crack in the battery that was leaking some liquid but he didn’t think much of it (at this point im listing to him, mouth ajar) and then today he started the car and he heard a loud bang, so he waited a couple minutes and opened the hood and saw the battery was like that and there was acid everywhere. This is the worst battery I’ve ever seen, and another case of careless stupidity.

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He was replacing the ball joints up front using two large wrenches for max leverage and somehow managed to jerk the whole frame off the lift.

Somehow it didn’t fall on him. He said it went slow and he just stood back and watched it happen.

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Photo: lowerlevel18

Welp, time to call the toad truck.

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Photo: thevorhese

Geez, the taper doesn’t even appear to be seated! So, it’s just hanging by that screw...

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Photo: beerisg00d

Been there, tried that. (It worked for a little while.)

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Photo: 04slowfire

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Oh fudge.

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Photo: Rudeirishit

There were a lot of these posts this week. Looks like we got a fungus among us.

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Photo: space-tech

Pulled these out of a John Deere 240 Skid Steer. Fried the ECU, HCU, hydrostatic pump, and every solenoid is shot.

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“Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.”

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Photo: Brianthelion83

I love clamp.

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Probably older than what’s in the engine.

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Photo: climb_something

Speaking of old fluids...

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Photo: swanginanbangin

I’ve read enough Jalopnik to know that if there is a Florida button, you probably shouldn’t press it.

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Sloppy Joe at it again.

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Somebody needs to inject some better wiring technique.

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Photo: MyUsualName

Dawww, wook at dose cuwte widdle bwakes.

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Photo: thisistheendchumps

Ford wanted the whole harness to be changed out

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Obligatory tire post

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Obligatory brake post

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DISCUSSION (9)

Urambo Tauro > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2017 at 13:03

And one more , for Scoob:

Kinja'd!!!

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2017 at 13:29

The drywall screw is terrifying! Those things are brittle as $&@*. I’m surprised they even got it in without it snapping in half.

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher
10/22/2017 at 13:31

Seriously! I couldn’t even think up a good pun for that. It just made me mad.

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2017 at 14:34

That is the appropriate reaction!

Birddog > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2017 at 15:01

I think the drywall screw is the winner here.

I bet 80% of JB Weld sales goes toward oil pan or fuel tank repairs out here.

shop-teacher > Birddog
10/22/2017 at 15:27

If that drywall screw rolled into my shop, I’d have a really hard time not walking out and stooge-slapping whoever did that.

Birddog > shop-teacher
10/22/2017 at 17:01

No doubt! People that do that should be banned from owning or even touching tools in general.

shop-teacher > Birddog
10/22/2017 at 18:00

You got my vote!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Urambo Tauro
10/23/2017 at 06:18

those tyres make me shudder.