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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
10/21/2017 at 13:39 • Filed to: Midday shitpost

I did lifehackers “what city you should live in” thing. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And one of my results.

I also got a couple other cities in Michigan, but I specified mild weather. And from what I hear winters in Michigan are no where near mild.

I’m pretty sure the illumaniti just wants me to move there. So if the leaded water doesn’t kill me, the winter will.

DISCUSSION (19)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 13:42

I got Ann Arbor and Athens GA. Neither of those are places I want to live.

CB > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 13:46

No Canadian cities, won’t be any good for me.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 13:54

I suspect they’re referring more to mild vs extreme heat. All mine ended up way further south than I’d be comfortable. Eventually I tweaked it enough and got Idaho Falls and Rapid City, which is at least closer to reality for me than Amarillo or Santa Fe. It did list the Bronx and a ton of California cities as “worst” for me which is at least somewhat accurate.

I would consider Michigan fairly mild weather... It’s snowed here a couple times per week since the end of September. Nothing’s stuck around yet but soon.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 14:04

took the test and specified fast interwebs (because... i have a need... a need for speed)

think i’ll stay over here in the netherlands... recomendations be damned

(also... if you want mild weather... i have a spare room here.... most years we only have 3 seasons spring summer and autumn.... winter turns up sometimes... but it tends to just be a couple weeks tops... i miss getting lots of snow)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/21/2017 at 14:08

I WILL BE THERE NEXT WEEK!

ttyymmnn > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 14:08

It would be more interesting to enter where you do live and see how the system ranks it. I’m in Austin, and I like it pretty well, but this thing wants me to live in the PNW.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > ttyymmnn
10/21/2017 at 14:10

Not super familiar with Austin, but having lived in the PNW for 3 years they’re pretty similar. Just cooler weather and more homeless people.

vondon302 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 14:11

Well the street racing scene there is pretty decent and Frankenmuth isn’t far.

As an ex resident of Flint that’s the best I can give it. Thank goodness my parents moved when I was young. Thanks Mom and Dad!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 14:12

neato :) business or pleasure? (not that its any of my damn business)

ttyymmnn > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/21/2017 at 14:36

Plenty of homeless people here. I think they come for the mild winters and liberal city government. Traffic is really shirty here, though. The city is growing considerably faster than the infrastructure.