Help Me Oppo, You're My Only Hope

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck) 10/20/2017 at 13:15 • Filed to: None

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I’m stuck in New Orelans with my wife and eight young ladies (it’s my daughter’s birthday celebration). First stop: Urban Outfitters. So far, I’ve found only one shirt worth anything in the whole store.

Go Speed Racer, Go.

Azrek > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/20/2017 at 13:19

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Azrek 10/20/2017 at 13:26

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Azrek 10/20/2017 at 13:38

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I bought the DVDs. Speed Racer is a really corny show. My brother and I never missed it when it was on afternoons in the 70s.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/20/2017 at 13:38

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But there’s a STAR WARS label on the shirt...

Chariotoflove > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/20/2017 at 13:40

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That fantasy was going great until I read “daughter’s”. Oh well.

I say nine of those. And pick one up for me while you’re at it.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/20/2017 at 13:52

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Mixed metaphor? Perhaps we need a translation.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Chariotoflove 10/20/2017 at 13:58

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Every fantasy is someone’s daughter.

cmill189 - sans Volvo > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/20/2017 at 14:02

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He has an X-Wing helmet.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/20/2017 at 14:21

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You’ve gone above my pay grade.

TheRealBicycleBuck > cmill189 - sans Volvo 10/20/2017 at 14:41

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Egad! You’re right!

Chariotoflove > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/20/2017 at 14:57

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Ugh. Thanks for that.