Why

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 10/17/2017 at 10:30 • Filed to: None

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Why do I get so many flat tires? Why do I only get them when I’m in a rush? When I see nails or screws in the road I pick them up so others can avoid my fate. Why do the driving gods punish me in such a manner and with such frequency? Why won’t kinja let me post pictures from my phone anymore?

Nibby > Funktheduck 10/17/2017 at 10:37

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why are my lips so swollen?

Tekamul > Funktheduck 10/17/2017 at 10:57

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Do you live near a construction site? In my experience, those are the worst. No regard for tires. Nails and screws spilled and ignored on the regular.

Chariotoflove > Funktheduck 10/17/2017 at 11:04

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Someone has a voodoo doll of your car. Find them, kill them, and hide the body really well, and your problems are over.

Urambo Tauro > Tekamul 10/17/2017 at 11:06

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Can confirm (I used to work in construction and got several flat tires).

A lot of those fasteners are packaged in cardboard boxes, which only last a trip or two before they start falling apart from the weight. Anything but delicate handling just makes it worse, if you don’t transfer the fasteners into buckets. And if I had a nickel for every time I saw other drivers not securing their loads...

Funktheduck > Tekamul 10/17/2017 at 11:18

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Nope. I drive a lot so I know that factors in but it’s still a pain and unexplained

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Funktheduck 10/17/2017 at 11:21

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Bc Athens hates peoples that drive fast

benjrblant > Funktheduck 10/17/2017 at 11:25

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My coworkers have seemingly no respect for tires either. Nails, staples, and all kinds of crap end up in the parking lot and nobody seems to care. Kid you not, I once found an entire box cutter blade in my tire. Who the F throws a box cutter blade in a parking lot?

facw > benjrblant 10/17/2017 at 11:49

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I had one fly off a tow truck, bounce off my hood, and then smack my windshield. I was surprised. Had to go back to the dashcam to find out what it was.

Funktheduck > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 10/17/2017 at 12:17

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Valid

Funktheduck > benjrblant 10/17/2017 at 12:17

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Damn