Formula Oppo: The Team Duck Grand Prix of South Portland

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/20/2017 at 20:01 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome back to another exciting round of Formula Oppo, the only fantasy sports game not available on the ESPN App. This week we look forward to going to #HipstervileUSA and racing cars. Because really, life’s a duck.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis found the pole and never gave first place up, but the hard charging double dutchie came a hard charging towards the end and gave old Hamilton a bit of a worry. Ricciardo came home third with Bottas 4th and Kimi 5th. Vettel’s car developed an issue early on and he retired. The manufacture’s and driver’s championship are all but in Lewis’s and Mercedes’s hands. But there’s still more racing to go.

Speaking of which, the silly season has begun in full force with the first real driver’s changes happening this weekend. Renault has banished Palmer and welcomed Carlos Sainz Jr. into their Terryfolds in exchange for the power of dreams next year. Le Mans winner Brendon Hartley comes on board for STR this weekend, and brings with him experience at COTA. Meanwhile at Ferrari, Sergio is threatening to merge his boot into someone’s ass if they don’t fix their reliability, gee, maybe it’s just its Fiat roots shining through.

Your Drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Valtteri Bottas- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Verstappen- Red Bull

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrari

Sergio Perez- Force India

Esteban Ocon- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Lance Stroll- Williams

Fernando Alonso Jenson Button - McLaren

Stoffel Vandoorne- McLaren

Daniil Kvyat Pierre Gasly - Toro Rosso

Carlos Sainz Jr Brendon Hartley- Toro Rosso

Romain Grosjean- Haas

Kevin Magnussen- Haas

Nico Hulkenberg- Renault

Jolyon Palmer Carlos Sainz Jr- Renault

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Pascal Wehrlein Antonio Giovinazzi - Sauber

My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Valterri Bottas

3. Sebastian Vettel

The rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in. #RallyDuck

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2017 at 23:48

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Q; hamilton

1. hamilton

2. vettel

3. riciardo

(results may be wildly off if hammy takes a knee for the anthem and causes the mother of all shitstorms)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/16/2017 at 03:24

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q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ric

3. Ver

curse - Hartley.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/16/2017 at 09:18

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Q. Ric

1. Ric

2. Ver

3. Bot

C. Ham (hit by Vettle at turn one)

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2017 at 09:30

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. BOT

3. VET

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2017 at 19:31

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Bottas

3. Ricciardo

Bonus. Hamilton gets the championship this round

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2017 at 20:11

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Bottas

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2017 at 21:23

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Q: Lucky Bunny

1: Theo Bunny

2: Fluffy Bunny

3: OG Coco Bunny

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 10/20/2017 at 21:24

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Probably enough puffalumps to have a full pit crew and engineering team.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2017 at 23:04

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There’s 73 of them

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2017 at 05:10

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Q HAM

1 HAM

2 BOT

3 RAI

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures 10/21/2017 at 09:52

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KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2017 at 13:53

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Bottas

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2017 at 14:47

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Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. BOT

3. VET

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/21/2017 at 14:51

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This is pirates ecu having to post from my phone.

Q. Hamilton.

1. Hamilton.

2. Ricciardo

3. Bottas