Stop buying szechuan sauce for thousands of dollars (as if any opponaut is stupid enough to do that).

"AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes)
10/13/2017 at 14:20 • Filed to: None

Literally made from the ingredients on the package from McDonalds.

DISCUSSION (18)

crowmolly > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 14:23

Nah

Here we’d all buy hopeless piece of shit cars that need a significant amount of money and time just because the grille and headlights make a smiley face.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 14:27

But I don’t trust anyone who goes through that much effort to make chicken McNuggets.

Takuro Spirit > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 14:29

Don’t care about the sauce, never seen the show it came from, sick of seeing it on social media and n the ‘news’, I just hate things in general.

Azrek > crowmolly
10/13/2017 at 14:29

This is an excellent point....we love happy cars because cars make us happy

Chariotoflove > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 14:30

Chik-Fil-A is better.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > crowmolly
10/13/2017 at 14:35

HON HON SHUT THE FUCK UP HON

Urambo Tauro > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 14:36

Anybody got any empty packets left over from last weekend? Maybe if you fill one with homemade sauce and seal it up, you can trade it for a car.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 14:37

Yucky yuck. No thanks.

crowmolly > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
10/13/2017 at 14:38

This made me LOL for real

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Urambo Tauro
10/13/2017 at 15:31

Well there was that one 110K mile FRS I’ve had my eye on...

Under_Score > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 16:00

Even though I’m in college now, I decided to take the time to look at the application processes for other universities. I did well back in high school, but price, distance, and the schools’ likely lack of using the word “y’all” turned me away from the Ivy Leagues, but I decided to give them a look again.

I visited the websites of Harvard, Brown, Yale, and others, expecting intense applications requiring essays and a well-rounded academic portfolio. However, I was stunned; the only requirement I needed was an understanding of the Adult Swim TV show “Rick and Morty”. The top of Brown’s application, I quote, stated “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty; I’m Pickle Rick.” This intense statement of angst, confusion, and purity required a detailed analysis from I, the potential applicant. In my 1,500 word essay, I needed to describe important aspects of the show: how does Szechuan sauce make me feel? What is the show about? Why is it on Adult Swim instead of Netflix? I spent several hours behind the screen of my Lenovo trying to figure out the complexities of Rick and Morty.

Unfortunately, I gave up. I quickly realized that I was not on the intellectual level of Rick and Morty fans. There is a reason I go to a school in the middle of Georgia and not an Ivy League. Part of me thought about what I could do to become Ivy League material: should I watch every episode of Rick and Morty? Should I compose Rick and Morty fan fiction? Should I buy cargo shorts and wear them with 4E-width Skechers?

Ultimately, I decided I was fine where I was. I am not of the intelligence of a fan of Rick and Morty. It was a big decision, and I am ashamed of being so mentally inferior, but I think I will be okay.

Kiltedpadre > crowmolly
10/13/2017 at 16:06

Look at that face, how could you say no to that face?

Kinja'd!!!

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Under_Score
10/13/2017 at 16:26

Compromises must be made every once in a while.

Under_Score > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/13/2017 at 16:38

This took like 20 minutes to create and write. Thank you.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Under_Score
10/13/2017 at 17:02

You’re very welcome.

19JRC99 > Under_Score
10/14/2017 at 17:10

I’m sorry, it’s just required now. Yours is better though!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Under_Score > 19JRC99
10/14/2017 at 17:16

I’ve seen this before haha. I just created one that dragged the general theme out more.

Also, I saw a headline today for an article about JFK’s Brown application. I was SHOOK.

19JRC99 > Under_Score
10/14/2017 at 17:20

Yeah, the “To be fair...” one’s been around for a while now. I like yours more, if only because it’s something new.