"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
10/21/2017 at 21:19 • Filed to: Thoughts
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
10/21/2017 at 21:19 • Filed to: Thoughts | 1
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X-Ray Vision. Not to be confused with Stingray Vision . Think about how much better you would be on track, off-road, parking, wrenching. It’s interesting that this is a superpower I never thought anything of until I realized it’s perfect with cars. Yo, Jaguar-Land Rover! How are those see-through pillars and hoods coming along?
CB
> Wobbles the Mind
10/21/2017 at 21:28 |
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I’m pretty sure Batman and Iron Man have the best automotive superpower figured out.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Wobbles the Mind
10/21/2017 at 21:28 |
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I want to be able to do this, but, like, to cars.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Wobbles the Mind
10/21/2017 at 21:32 |
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Still want mind reading. Even though it doesn’t really have anything to do with cars. Unless your buying one or having shop do work on it.
Captain of the Enterprise
> Wobbles the Mind
10/21/2017 at 21:33 |
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Never dropping the drain bolt in the pan.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> Wobbles the Mind
10/21/2017 at 21:42 |
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Even with x-ray vision you still could not find the 10mm socket that fell in the engine bay centuries ago.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Wobbles the Mind
10/21/2017 at 21:52 |
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Flying because with a super power is the only way I’ll see a flying car in my time
CRider
> Captain of the Enterprise
10/21/2017 at 21:53 |
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We’re talking superhero, not God.
Urambo Tauro
> Wobbles the Mind
10/22/2017 at 01:06 |
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Forge (from the X-Men universe) had a superpower that I for the longest time thought was pretty lame. Until I started wrenching, that is. His ability was to look at a device, and intuitively understand how it works. This was commonly portrayed in the comics as a sort of X-ray vision, although I don’t think he necessarily had the ability to see through walls.
VonBootWilly - Likes Toyota, but it's still complicated.
> Wobbles the Mind
10/22/2017 at 05:52 |
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I have often demanded the ability to locate lost items. Wrenches, safety glasses, that set of lugnuts I stashed, etc. I waste half my time in my seemingly organized shop looking for stuff.
But outside of that, it would be fun to “fix” other people’s cars by looking at them. Like jerkface who parks on his lawn and does burnouts in the neighbourhood at night instead of leaving the town like the actual non-dirtbag car guys do. “fixed”... Like maybe have the crank bearings turn to dust overnight.