Damn it

"AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop" (ac-2-shoes) 10/08/2017 at 13:00 • Filed to: None

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I honestly and really hoped the kinja “Sergio Marichonne” was the real Sergio. Thanks for spoiling my dreams CarsofFortLangley!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 10/08/2017 at 13:03

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Sorry, not the real Sergio. But the fact FCA themselves called Jalopnik to complain meant I wasn’t too far off of what real Sergio thinks.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/08/2017 at 13:19

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Wait, FCA called Jalopnik to report that?!? And here I thought the company that sticks a hellcat engine in everything was the cool one. Well, that means Mclaren is my new cool brand

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 10/08/2017 at 14:01

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No offense to CarsofFortLangley or anything but it was pretty obvious to everyone that it definitely wasn’t anyone at FCA much less Sergio. No company in the world would of made the comments CarsofFortLangley made as fake Sergio lol

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/08/2017 at 14:02

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Lol, no offence taken!

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/08/2017 at 14:05

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Great joke! I just knew that you weren’t italys “finest” in the flesh!

Cash Rewards > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/08/2017 at 14:07

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1) it was awesome, great job!

2) holy shit, FCA really called? Was it a formal c&d?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/08/2017 at 14:09

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Lol, one of the things I learned is that Sergio isn’t really Italian. He was born there, but he’s lived in Ontario for his whole life. He’s as Italian as Kraft dinner.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Cash Rewards 10/08/2017 at 14:10

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No, it was their head of PR telling Patrick that they were unhappy.

ranwhenparked > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/08/2017 at 14:14

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Well, from ages 13 to 42, anyway.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > ranwhenparked 10/08/2017 at 14:15

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True. I doubt he sounds much like an Italian stereotype though

ranwhenparked > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/08/2017 at 14:17

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I don’t know, the “I can hug you nicely” line seemed kind of stereotypical.

boredalways > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/08/2017 at 15:30

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Maybe they just knew you would yell about Scuderia Ferrari and their bad case of Murphy’s Law? Anyway, I’m going to miss you, Sergio. Thanks for the memories!

Also,

1) there should be a “In Memoriam” post, and...

2) who’s next?*

*Mary Barra?

Birddog > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 10/08/2017 at 17:06

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CarsofFortLangley deserves some sort of award for that character.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/09/2017 at 01:40

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Im going to keep making posts making fun of FCA’s dependency on ferrari and dodge in your honor