Why the 812 is SuperFast

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Guy 1 at Ferrari: I got it, we’ll call it the 812 Superfast!

Sergio at Ferrari: You’re fired. Next.

Guy 2: What if we translate in italian like we did with the Ferrari The Ferrari and the Ferrari The Ferrari Open.

Guy 3: I got it! We’ll call it the 812 Super Veloc-

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Lamborghini: Now imma let you finish! but if you use Super Veloce we’ll sue the fiat-chrysler pants off you.

Sergio to Guy 1: Guido, come back! We’re using SuperFast!


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/07/2017 at 14:38

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It is so ugly, just give me a blue F12 Berlinetta and a gray 550 Maranello, then I will be happy

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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/07/2017 at 14:43

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Same, except I’d like the F12 Berlinetta TdF or the GTC4 Lusso and the 550 Marranello :)


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Tapas
10/07/2017 at 15:07

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Yeah I like the TdF, but then I would rather just get a Z06


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/07/2017 at 16:09

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I would switch that 550 for a Portofino. In the words of my dad: “The 550 looks like that one rich smug guy at the office, which is why rich smug guys at the office own it”


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/07/2017 at 16:12

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How about drop the 550 (though it is one of my favorites) and the Portofino and add the Daytona

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Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/07/2017 at 16:18

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How about a Dino?

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/07/2017 at 16:21

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No, those aren’t real Ferraris ;) Plus the Daytona is my my ultimate Ferrari dream car.


Kinja'd!!! AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/07/2017 at 16:28

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“What do you mean it’s not a real Ferrari?”


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop
10/07/2017 at 16:55

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Exactly lol


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/07/2017 at 23:58

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I thought about that. But I would look like a douchbag with either one. So I picked the TdF because it’s prettier lol


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Tapas
10/08/2017 at 02:31

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That’s funny, I think the Z06 is prettier