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Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
10/05/2017 at 06:42 • Filed to: ottointhestates, turo

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Kinja'd!!! random001 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/05/2017 at 06:48

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I, for one, don’t want “Richard” to feel comfortable renting his car to me. I want him to be scared. Terrified, in fact. Because ultimately, that’s where the fun is. Isn’t it, Richard? You horror show junkie, you....


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/05/2017 at 06:56

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Remember you won’t get much over 19 mpg no matter how you drive so just gas it when you want and you’ll get 17 mpg like everyone else does with one of these.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/05/2017 at 07:04

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Cool!


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/05/2017 at 07:46

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This is pretty much exactly how to experience real concentrated Americana.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > random001
10/05/2017 at 08:27

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But then how else will Richard know that I don’t own pants and only wear chaps?


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Cash Rewards
10/05/2017 at 08:31

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....

Your point is valid.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Cash Rewards
10/05/2017 at 17:41

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Well Richard was comfortable enough to check the oil last minute and fiddle with the handbrake as I was picking up the car so I guess I’m the one who should be terrified lol


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > shop-teacher
10/05/2017 at 17:45

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Sure is, buddy


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > vondon302
10/05/2017 at 17:46

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Yeah I keep flooring it but not much happens lol just some more noise


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/05/2017 at 20:52

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Lol Yeah my P71 has a nice kickdown when you floor it. Surges ahead 10 mph then makes more noise with a vague since of acceleration.

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/05/2017 at 21:40

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Enjoy your ‘Murica on wheels!