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"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll) 10/04/2017 at 16:13 • Filed to: None

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As far as I could verify it this is pretty much internet hearsay, and I wasn’t able to find a truly credible source, but the story goes as follows. Guy in Berlin puts splatter vinyl on X6, Taxi driver spots him and calls the police. They set up a road block with several cruisers blocking him in. No fines mentioned. Still a moron. Or maybe a socially awkward guy who just felt lonely?

Tapas > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:18

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...but he has an X6.

Like Police cars are to the Police, X6s are to douches.

So he repels as many people as the vinyl attracts.

ttyymmnn > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:18

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:24

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http://www.huffingtonpost.fr/2017/09/26/la-police-na-rien-pu-faire-contre-ce-jet-de-sang-car-le-mauvais-gout-nest-pas-un-crime_a_23222899/

ttyymmnn > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/04/2017 at 16:26

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:28

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I’ve thought about doing this in october. Maybe I won’t.

benjrblant > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:29

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No mustang jokes yet? Sheesh.

Noah - Now with more boost. > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 16:29

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Do they speak English in what?

Noah - Now with more boost. > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:30

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My guess would be: zombie game fan? This is his boujee Dead Rising style assault vehicle

SpeedSix > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/04/2017 at 16:31

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Dress up as a peasant and demand to have witches “burned”.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 16:32

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That’s a little dark for you...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:32

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If he enjoys the attention of der Polizei , then it’s dope.

Svend > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:34

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I’ve been tempted to phone the police when I see a BMW X6 on the road.

I mean, who buys a ruddy X6.

He’s probably been asked several times if it was his bloody car, he was probably going for being able to say, ‘no, it’s a wrap, not real blood’.

wafflesnfalafel > benjrblant 10/04/2017 at 16:35

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ha - that’s exactly what I what thinking...

Urambo Tauro > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:36

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Not even a fine for the tinted lights? Huh, maybe he put brighter bulbs in them like you’re supposed to.

19JRC99 > Svend 10/04/2017 at 16:40

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“bloody X6"

PUNS!

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/04/2017 at 16:44

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It’s a cultural reference.

Klaus Schmoll > Urambo Tauro 10/04/2017 at 16:45

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They probably went over the whole car with a very fine comb, so they probably are legal.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 16:46

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If you say so.

Cash Rewards > SpeedSix 10/04/2017 at 16:47

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I was hoping that linked to Monty Python, glad I was right. Though if we’re going for peasant scenes, I prefer the conversation regarding systems of government, and how watery tarts lobbing scimitars is no way to establish one.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/04/2017 at 16:48

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It’s from the movie Pulp Fiction .

Wacko > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 16:48

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he was so good in the matrix.

Bytemite > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 16:50

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ttyymmnn > Wacko 10/04/2017 at 16:50

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haveacarortwoorthree2 > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 16:51

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Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?

Wacko > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 16:56

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ttyymmnn > Wacko 10/04/2017 at 17:06

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Wait, wasn’t he the guy on The Electric Company?

Ash78, voting early and often > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 17:14

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“Sorry, officer, that’s a Pollock.”

“Good luck, son, I hope you make it all the way to Warsaw.”

SpeedSix > Cash Rewards 10/04/2017 at 17:26

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I prefer that scene too, but considering how many people dress as witches for Halloween, it fits with the whole ‘Hallowen idea’.

duurtlang > haveacarortwoorthree2 10/04/2017 at 17:36

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... and off to youtube to listen to Falco.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > duurtlang 10/04/2017 at 17:40

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Am glad at least a couple of people got it. Otherwise I’d feel really old!

duurtlang > haveacarortwoorthree2 10/04/2017 at 17:46

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I wasn’t even born when this came out though, so you can keep feeling old ;)

To be fair, this became a hit around the time I was conceived. After realizing that factoid a few moments ago, I wrote many jokes which I promptly deleted. It’s for the better that way I guess.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 17:59

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haveacarortwoorthree2 > duurtlang 10/04/2017 at 18:42

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In that case ..... lol

duurtlang > haveacarortwoorthree2 10/04/2017 at 18:50

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Posting Charlton Heston clip from the 60s while not wanting to feel old!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > duurtlang 10/04/2017 at 18:57

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It was released before I was born, so it makes me feel young!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Klaus Schmoll 10/04/2017 at 19:38

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Social experiment?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 10/04/2017 at 20:00

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I believe you.