![]() 01/31/2017 at 17:09 • Filed to: Advice from Uncle CB | ![]() | ![]() |
Try as you might, you can’t outrun a fart on a treadmill.
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I question your ability to live when i am not around to supervise you.
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Confucius say:
You cannot outrun a fart on a treadmill.
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This is some old advice from when I was working out with my buddy a few years ago. We were on the treadmills together, had some bad gas, turned to him and said “you can’t outrun a fart on a treadmill”. He thought it was hilarious until the smell caught up to him.
And I can live just fine, thank you.
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ramen and hungry man meals is not living :P
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Well, I’m back living at home, so I’m good for food.
Got a new diet plan, too, so I can finally gain some weight.
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I’ve done that for a couple of weeks in college. I learned the hard way that my food budget can run out quickly.
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So that’s what the C in CB stands for!
Keep Oppo philosophical leader
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But if he’s Confucius, why is his avatar the Japanese flag?
*hides*
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Same goes for kitchens.
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We’ve been over what my avatar is.
I’m coming for you. And your Mustang. And delicious food.
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Life changing advice.
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Fun fact: I did terrible in 50% of my philosophy classes in university. Granted, I only had two, but still.
Man, Moral Reasoning was a terrible class.
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https://pacoup.com/2011/06/12/list-of-true-169-resolutions/
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Truer words have never been spoken.
Also- you can never escape the stench if you just farted into PVC rain gear. It’s like farting into a balloon then it gets released right by your face every time you move.
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Carlin’s Corollary: If there are two people in an elevator, and one of them farts, everybody knows who did it.
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Yeah, when it was a square avatar, now it’s just an off-centered Japanese flag.