Today's chandelier:

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01/31/2017 at 14:24 • Filed to: Wake up sheeple!

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Puppetry.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 14:26

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I’m at wits end if you’re a house inspector or a crab doctor.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
01/31/2017 at 14:28

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Or both


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 14:33

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Very weird. I like it!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
01/31/2017 at 14:39

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Being a home inspector would potentially drive me to alcoholism. I have seen many sad things.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 14:50

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add this chandelier to the last one you posted and you get:

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I think you are dropping clues to your actual job. are you the one with the hat?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wacko
01/31/2017 at 14:52

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I don’t wear hats


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 14:57

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“Oh honey I want that one that looks like 2 foot long Q-Tips. Okay dear, I know how much you like your Q-Tips.”


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 15:34

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I’m not sure whether I’d rather have this chandelier or a bath tub filled with rancid urine.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 15:48

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Yes. Like this cantilevered steel beam:

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Supposedly the steel columns were backordered. The framer subb’d a 2-ply 2x6 in the meantime.

And this 1-foot short wall that needs to support the roof trusses.

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Just stick some scrap floor joists up there please.

Photos: me.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant
01/31/2017 at 16:21

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“It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught”

“I caught you”

“Foiled again!”


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
01/31/2017 at 16:24

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Should’a drywalled it when you had the chance!