Alternative Fact: White Chocolate is Chocolate

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 01/26/2017 at 15:07 • Filed to: None

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wiffleballtony > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:11

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I just see chocolate.

TheHondaBro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:12

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But it’s true tho.

Ash78, voting early and often > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:12

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Carob does the jobs that chocolate just won’t.

Stapleface > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:16

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Man, white chocolate is fucking garbage. lol

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 15:19

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Nope.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > wiffleballtony 01/26/2017 at 15:19

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Where?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Ash78, voting early and often 01/26/2017 at 15:19

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LOLNOPE

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Stapleface 01/26/2017 at 15:20

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Whatever it is, it ain’t chocolate.

Wacko > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:25

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:25

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Its a pitiful excise for chocolate and sweets in general.

TheHondaBro > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:26

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You’re an alternative Opponaut.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:30

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It has the highest percentage of cacao, by mass, of all types of chocolate. This purity leads to the distinct white coloration.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:33

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Alternative fact: dark chocolate is edible.

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:35

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fact fact

white chocolate is best chocolate!

WHITE IS BEST!

nerd_racing > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 15:41

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I like white chocolate and dark chocolate. not really into middle ground.

Wacko > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 16:06

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Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 16:09

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Of course white chocolate is chocolate, just as much as milk chocolate and dark chocolate.

Europe has been trying to have British milk chocolate changed to vegilate for years because some contains vegetable fat.

Sam > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 16:17

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Alternative Fact: alternative facts

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/26/2017 at 16:38

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It’s simple: it ain’t chocolate.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Wacko 01/26/2017 at 16:41

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Right.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > TheHondaBro 01/26/2017 at 16:42

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Thank you?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 01/26/2017 at 16:45

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White chocolate is not chocolate in the strict sense as it does not contain non-fat cocoa solids , the primary nutritional constituent of chocolate liquor —chocolate in its raw, unsweetened form. From Wikipedia’s “White Chocolate” article.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/26/2017 at 16:46

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On that point, I would not take issue, as you raise a matter of taste , as opposed to calling an apple an orange.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 01/26/2017 at 16:48

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White chocolate is not chocolate at all and you probaby wear opaque eyeglasses anyhow.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > nerd_racing 01/26/2017 at 16:49

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There is no middle ground between yes and no.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Wacko 01/26/2017 at 16:50

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That’s like asking if light is the absence of the absence light.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend 01/26/2017 at 16:52

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White chocolate is not chocolate in the strict sense as it does not contain non-fat cocoa solids , the primary nutritional constituent of chocolate liquor —chocolate in its raw, unsweetened form. From Wikipedia’s article on white chocolate...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Sam 01/26/2017 at 16:52

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1 = 0

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/26/2017 at 16:52

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No alternative facts needed!

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 16:53

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Dark chocolate is the best and I won’t hear otherwise.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 16:57

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential 01/26/2017 at 17:07

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You won’t hear differently from me, but 60% Ghirardelli is better chocolate than dark Dove

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/26/2017 at 17:08

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Yes, I think that could be categorized with white chocolate.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 17:42

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American chocolate is a grey area also as it only contains 10% approximately of cocoa solids. The minimum in the U.K. is 20%.

Anyone wanting to take white chocolate from me will have to pry it out of my cold dead hands.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend 01/26/2017 at 18:01

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Don’t worry; you’ll be long dead before I try and take your white (it ain’t) chocolate from you.

Also, as part of Brexit, can we here in the colony please be rid of Cadbury eggs?

I think the only way for us to settle this is for you to mail me some dark chocolate Toblerone so that I can try it out.

Svend > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 18:12

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Yes you can be rid of Cadbury creme eggs, more for us. Yay.

You want Dark Chocolate Toblerone, you’ll be wanting a Fruit & Nut Toblerone next.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svend 01/26/2017 at 18:14

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Nope. Not with milk chocolate. And too many contaminants.

ptak appreciates old racecars > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 20:03

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Oh god I could go for some white chocolate right about now

Dave the car guy , still here > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 20:28

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The true question these days is whether something is actual chocolate or a substitute. The deciding element being if it includes cocoa butter or a form of vegetable oil. Too many cheap out these days.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 21:22

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I was kidding.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ptak appreciates old racecars 01/26/2017 at 22:28

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Except that it’s not chocolate, but ya’ just can’t talk religion with some people.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dave the car guy , still here 01/26/2017 at 22:29

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The Wikipedia article says white chocolate ain’t chocolate due to lack of chocolate liquor. Or whatever.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 01/26/2017 at 22:32

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Oh. Okay. *Resheaths baton.*

ptak appreciates old racecars > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/26/2017 at 22:54

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Nothing wrong with dark chocolate either. Though that’s best pared with some coffee.
...why is there a shit to my left. This is not the chocolate I asked for

Dave the car guy , still here > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/27/2017 at 09:39

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True because Chocolate liquor consists of cocoa solids and cocoa butter in somewhat equal amounts. Somebody big like Hersheys, Cadbury , Mars or Nestle had an issue years ago that something they called chocolate didn’t have the cocoa butter or liquor and were forced to change either labeling or product content.

ateamfan42 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/27/2017 at 09:52

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But both answers can be correct at different times.

Sometimes I crave white (non-)chocolate, sometimes I crave deep intense dark chocolate. Both are delicious.

ateamfan42 > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2017 at 09:53

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Carob is an unacceptable substitute for anything, with the possible exception of brown shoe polish.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dave the car guy , still here 01/27/2017 at 17:48

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All of which makes for a wonderful reason to stir the pot on Oppo.