![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:01 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
“We need you to draw seven red lines. All of them strictly perpendicular; some of them with green ink and some with transparent. Can you do that?”
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:05 |
|
Nope.
MFW I am in a meeting.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:06 |
|
This entire sketch is a MFW.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:08 |
|
I can’t into video at work.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:10 |
|
Complete block or no sound? They have subtitles.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:13 |
|
Complete block on some youtubes. I’m guessing this is considered too risque for me.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:17 |
|
How evil. For a while here we had DNS based filtering you could get around by changing DNS settings, then it went to server-side, and then they gave up.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:27 |
|
I work for a multinational corporation. They have a pretty skookum block.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:29 |
|
This is why I’m glad I don’t work for a marketing company anymore.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:33 |
|
“Can you make it look like a kitten” - TRIGGERED
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:37 |
|
You can do this.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:42 |
|
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:43 |
|
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:45 |
|
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:47 |
|
Definitely some nightmare-inducing Kafka shit in this thing.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:48 |
|
I am going to need you to reply in the form of a kitten.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:51 |
|
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:52 |
|
I’m sure it is possible to get around but I’m also sure I couldn’t do it without leaving bread crumbs back to me and I like my cushy office job,
![]() 01/26/2017 at 10:56 |
|
![]() 01/26/2017 at 11:00 |
|
I showed this to all of my fellow business analysts at
The relevance has never been stronger.
![]() 01/26/2017 at 11:03 |
|
![]() 01/26/2017 at 11:11 |
|
“We need you to build a car with more rigidity, more crash and rollover protection, more airbags, more convenience features, and we want you to maximize fuel economy by reducing weight while keeping costs down. Oh, and make it in the shape of a kitten kthanksbye.”
![]() 01/26/2017 at 11:12 |
|
kittens ftw
![]() 01/26/2017 at 11:19 |
|
#corporateLife
![]() 01/26/2017 at 19:05 |
|
This will always get my star...