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Does this affect my Jalopnik Gold membership?
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What’s wrong with that?
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Find me guilty of the life I feel within
When I’m branded
this mark of shame
Should I look down disgraced, or straight ahead and know that you must blame?
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You don’t see it?
Uhh...
*whistles*
Nothing to see here...
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Parked with front over curb?
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nothing against mustangs
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What’s the problem? V6 Mustangs are pretty highly praised around here.
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OH, I see - it’s an automatic.
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Right wheels very close to the line.
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oh lawd jeebus no
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I am literally Trump.
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You can’t be secretary of anything when you’re not even a citizen of the opponited states! WHERE’S THE DRIFT CERTIFICATE
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Ok I wouldn’t go that far.
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My drift certificate is the best, alright?
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No so bad. I got to walmart and saw an newer Escape parked like this.
The red lines are the angled parking space, the purple blob of my Wife’s Fit.
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If you slide into the spot then no. Otherwise I’m putting you on unpaid suspension while the mods conduct an investigation.
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It’s just an alternative parking spot.
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But do you have your best drifters on that case in Hawaii?
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Trump and Hitler.
which would be... what... Trumpler? Titler?
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Twitler.
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I like
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you are dead to me
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Blackberry pearl?