![]() 01/24/2017 at 13:56 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Even CRASH TEST DUMMIES have smart phones (0:36 if it doesn’t auto-start and watch the center console)
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How else to simulate the typical 2017 crash if the head isn’t lowered and the hand is off the wheel?
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Post accident investigation revealed the following text message conversation:
“Yo dummy, what you up to?
“Yo, dawg, I’m finna get REKT!!!!”
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It’s possible they’re using it as an accelerometer, or something else.
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I’m surprised they didn’t attach it to its hand.
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“Yo, we put Gerry’s cell phone in the console and rubber banded a note saying “HAHA WE GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER!” note to it! Gerry’s gonna be SO MAD when he finds out!”
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“But officer, I WASN’T distracted! My cell was in the console!”
“Then why is it right here, on the floor? HMMMM??????”
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That...looked bad. The front hub clean sheered, the side impact beams poking through, the door just gets hammered and the overhead console appears to be attached with scotch tape. yikes.
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Gerry- Have you seen my cell phone?
Takuro - Uh, you see the new Titan crash test video
Gerry - No, why?
Takuro - That’s your hint
Gerry *watches video* - YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
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I was also thinking that looked really bad. Seems like Nissan isn’t doing too hot these days in crash tests.
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Well, they did manage to improve the new Titan’s looks here.