I am now officially 35 years old.

"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve) 01/24/2017 at 05:19 • Filed to: None

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In my honor, it is officially Neil Breen day in Oppo. We should talk about how much Neil Breen means to all of us.

Here is a copy of his masterpiece, Double Down, which someone has graciously uploaded to YouTube. It is not piracy when it is this valuable to the world.

Also, if you are at work, you see his ballbag in this for some reason. But it shouldn’t cause a problem, since after all, Neil Breen.

Justin Young > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 05:32

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THE REAL HUMAN BREEN

AND A NEIL HERO

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Justin Young 01/24/2017 at 05:36

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He’s a genius and the best in the world at everything, particularly eating tuna straight from the can inside of his car.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Justin Young 01/24/2017 at 05:40

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HE’S WRITING ABOUT GOVERNMENT SECRETS!

Justin Young > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 05:43

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And even hack a Ferrari Testarossa with a flip phone! Speaking of which...

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PanchoVilleneuve ST > Justin Young 01/24/2017 at 05:45

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What did the world do to be deemed worthy of a Las Vegas real estate agent? I don’t believe we have earned this.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 06:18

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happy birthday, old man!

;)

Racin'Jason001 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 08:16

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Happy Birthday! 

haveacarortwoorthree2 > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 08:33

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I’m probably showing my even older age, but should I know who Neil Breen is?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > haveacarortwoorthree2 01/24/2017 at 08:57

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No. You really shouldn’t.

But since I know you want to, he’s a real estate agent from Las Vegas who writes, directs and stars in movies where he plays some kind of super unstoppable amazing at least partially supernatural ultimate amazing expert in something, where he shows his ass a bunch and most of the script is people talking about how amazing he is.

Also, even though his first film was made in 2005 and use modern equipment, they all look like they were made in the 80s by Cannon Films/Golan Globus for some reason.

The best way to explain him is if Tommy Wiseau and James Nguyen are the modern day versions of Ed Wood, he’s the modern day version of Coleman Francis.

$kaycog > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 09:07

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Happy Birthday! Have some cake!

PanchoVilleneuve ST > $kaycog 01/24/2017 at 09:08

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Is the ribbon edible?

$kaycog > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 09:10

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I wouldn’t eat it, but it’s your birthday.

Justin Young > haveacarortwoorthree2 01/24/2017 at 10:55

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CaptDale - is secretly British > PanchoVilleneuve ST 01/24/2017 at 12:59

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You are officially a decade older than me!